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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FACEBOOK IS A DICKBOMB

The ipo came out and completely fucked the market. Do you see this shit?

SVVC, GSVC, YELP, P and others are getting smashed due to the milquetoast response to Facebook. The spastic retards at ZNGA are getting punched so hard, they had to halt their shares, like pussies, down 13% for the day.

ROFL

SHAME ON THE HOUSE OF CNBC for hyping this shit. We all love ipos, especially when great companies come public. Get this: FACEBOOK IS A GREAT COMPANY, but not at these fucking valuations. This is more of the same from the assholes who underwrite new issues on Wall Street. They don’t care about you. They are there to serve their client and grab concessions.

The syndicate better get their fucking acts together and SUPPORT THIS FUCKING IPO. Get this fucker above $40, else you will make the news for launching the biggest dickbomb on America since TheGlobe.com.

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15 comments

  1. Breakfast

    Is milquetoast the stuff that you use to make French toast?

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  2. Yabollox

    CNBC is more interested in simplistic entertaining and dramatic stories than hard news. Its all about ratings and ad dollars.

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  3. The Hoodie

    I win

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  4. Mark

    I read today that they also shortened the lock up period to just 91 days.

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  5. Berniecornfeld

    CNBC saying Zukky boy has enough personal cash now to buy YHOO?! $ZNGA – the farm has hoof and mouth disease

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  6. Frog

    FB would still go up a lot, even though it’s too richly valued already, if the market overall didn’t s*ck. Given what’s happening in Europe and at JPM, this turned out to be horrible timing for the IPO. FB can’t stop bank runs or whatever it is they are doing in Europe now.

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  7. haveseenitall

    I’m in D.C. today preparing for the JPM event
    next week and hearing some very encouraging
    comments about this weekend’s G8 and Obama’s
    already orchestrated three way with Cameron and Merkel . You might want to relay to your
    followers that it’s a done deal……Germany
    will carry the Greeks forever…and I do mean
    forever . In return , Great Britian will provide funding to Spain on a when needed basis for the next three years . Obama will
    get his way and be termed the savior of Europe .

    The most surprising element is the almost
    100% feeling that the Italians are zero risk .

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  8. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Lol, TheGlobe.com.

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  9. Anton

    TSA BEGINS FRANTIC SEARCH FOR DICKBOMBS
    . – CNBC

    “We learned about this latest threat while searching the internets for porn. You’re welcome,” said a TSA spokesman.

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  10. milquetoast, the band !
    milquetoast, the band !

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEnMb4m9lu0

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