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Ackman is Tightening the Screws Around Icahn’s Head

Whether Icahn is long HLF or not is immaterial at this point. He challenged Ackman on teevee in front of millions, deriding Ackman for shorting HLF and calling him a lousy investor. If this NY Post report is correct, Ackman will rejoice by throwing rotten tomatoes at Icahn’s ancient head.

Embattled Herbalife is feeling the heat — and this time it isn’t coming from a hedge-fund mogul.

The Los Angeles-based distributor of nutritional products is the subject of a law enforcement investigation, The Post has learned.

The existence of the probe emerged after the Federal Trade Commission, responding to a Freedom of Information Law request by The Post, released 192 complaints filed against Herbalife over the past seven years.

The FTC redacted some sections, saying it didn’t have to divulge “information obtained by the commission in a law enforcement investigation, whether through compulsory process, or voluntarily …”

Other complaints contained a note referring to a “pending law enforcement action.” The FTC did not say whether the action was civil or criminal.

The Post filed a Freedom of Information Law request with the FTC on Dec. 26 to see if there had been any substantive complaints six days after hedge-fund activist Bill Ackman went public with a $1 billion short position – calling Herbalife’s multi-level marketing model a pyramid scheme that should be shut down by regulators.

In all, the FTC released 729 pages of complaints.

The FTC received complaints about false promises Herbalife made and the difficulty distributors had in collecting income owed and in getting refunds. Some, months and years before Ackman did so, told the FTC they believed the company is a pyramid scheme.

One distributor in Franklin, Pa.., wrote, “I have been in a real dilemma regarding what to do about this business.”

“I do not like the deception present. It’s one thing not to reveal every detail; it’s another to outright lie and encourage others to do so . . . you encourage lying.”

The woman said she was given a script to read to recruits that there were “only a few openings left.”

“Yeah, right!” the woman wrote in her complaint.

The woman — who said her husband earned $4,000 a month — also said Herbalife told her she would need to spend $6,450 a month to turn a profit. “How in the world am I going to expend this kind of money?” she asked in her complaint. She said she felt trapped. “If I quit, I have no hope of paying off the $7,000 [already due the company] left on the credit card.”

Herbalife shares and its execs have been under pressure since Dec. 19 when Ackman announced his massive short position.

Shares tumbled 38.7 percent in the four trading days following the Ack-attack. But an 8 percent stake bought by hedge-fund rival Dan Loeb in early January pushed the stock back up some 77 percent by Jan. 15.

Loeb said it was “preposterous” that the FTC would take action against the company. Shares see-sawed again last week, falling almost 20 percent after the FTC shut down a Kentucky multi-level marketing operation.

For much of this year, investors have staked out positions — some backing Ackman and others behind Loeb — not knowing what regulators would do.

After reviewing the now-public complaints, which the FTC put on its website, Ackman told The Post: “I have a lot more confidence in our government’s regulators than those who own the stock.”

The FTC, Herbalife and Loeb could not be reached for comment.

 Shares of HLF are down sharply, more than 11%.

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An Update on The iBankCoin Games

As you recall, several months ago we had elections, whereby three candidates were chosen as ‘interim tabbed bloggers’, selected by the people, for the people, to represent iBC. Shortly thereafter, the Great Maximus, who was lauded by the people, had to retire due to family issues. Immediately following, I mandated the school crossing guard, protector of our children, Elizamae, take the helm. She’s done a wonderful ever since.

But now comes the crux of the situation we find ourselves in.

The terms of employment were based upon the condition that each new member uphold the highest of standards in journalism and to partake in belligerent propaganda, while receiving a minimum 3% of overall site traffic.

Now comes the unfortunate part of the story.

At the outset of joining the ranks, I sent the interim bloggers a web page to track their blog’s traffic in real time. Well, according to the web page, assembled by BEAS himself, all bloggers are upholding the minimum 3% threshold. On most days, some of them even capture 4 or 5%!

BEHOLD the unbelievable as I unravel it before your very eyes.

According to Google Analytics, none of them are even close to 3%, thereby and effectively leaving them exposed to the very dangers they’ve been trying to avoid since 12/15/12: they shall be fired.

Elections will be held on the day of our lord March 15th, 2013, to elect new interim tabbed bloggers. All those interested shall make themselves known inside of the Blogger Network. If you haven’t been invited to our blogger network, email Vincenzo Illuminati for an invite at [email protected]

I’ve been thoroughly impressed with the efforts of all three bloggers and would love to keep them onboard. However, rules and rules and these are the very strictest of rules passed down from the Board of Directors at iBankCoin, enforced by yours truly, for the benefit of the world of finance.

For all of those celebrating tonight’s Baltimore Raven victory, just know that the last time they won the Super Bowl this country fell victim to the greatest attack on American soil since Pearled Harbor.

Good night and farewell.

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The Best of iBankCoin This Week:1/27/13-2/2/13

Fly

In Search of Intelligent Life

IT’S TIME TO BUY MORE NOW

FLASHBACK: Did Bloomberg’s Sara Eisen Get Caught with ‘Sexual Device’ Between Her Legs?

Chess

Party at the Old Man’s House!

GE Brings a Good Chart to Life

Stock #Market Recap 01/28/13 {Video}

RC

Jim Harbaugh’s Gmail Inbox

Trade Ideas For Wednesday

Small Bombs Under $10

Woodshedder

Volatility Based Allocation, Part 2

It Looks Like a Correction Could Come Sooner than Later

Rhino

Women on the Front

Step Up to the Plate, Pal

Elizamae

Best of “The Fly”: 1/26-2/1

Watchlist: Top 10

Raul3

Lips Were Ripped Today

Just When I Thought I Was Out

Jakegint

A Considerable Sum on Silver, Please

Scott Bleier

A Fabulous Mess…

Caine Thaler

Surprise Vacation Keeps Me Away

News

State of the Union: Bifurcation Will Not Succeed

Apple Blocks Java From Macs

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Crazy Taste 

By The Numbers, The Last Trane

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The One That Got Away

Remember this?

When I look at PPC, it makes me sick, frankly.

I had close to a million shares of the stock long. Why was it such a lay up and how did I allow myself to sell it?

I love impaired industries, not stocks. In this case, protein stocks were all getting hammered because their input costs (corn) were soaring, thanks to drought. I knew that trade was old hat and that Q1/2013 would offer optimism, in terms of pricing and sentiment. Had I held onto my position, I would have made close to 100% by now. PPC was selected over the others because their balance sheet was the most levered. Think of it like margin. The company with the most debt tends to go up the most during times of boom or reflation. During times of bust, they just go away.

If you’re gonna play the dips, cast out specific stocks in favor of whole industries under pressure. I did the same thing with the refiners in 2010 and they are now at new highs. During 2012, I did it repeatedly in coal and could have banked insanity coin in solar, if I possessed the gumption to do so.

The reason why I sold PPC stems from losing focus. I had too many ideas and too many idiots whispering hot picks in my ear. The best ideas are home grown, organic, from the ground up.

On Sunday night I am going to post a few industries ripe for reversals.

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Up Until April 15th

We’ve traveled this road before. Don’t fight momentum; the blades are exceedingly sharp.

We gapped higher by 5% last month, entrenching the market in a bullish tone. When markets go up more than 5% in January, historically, they keep going up until May. I want to be very clear about a few jagged points here.

I am long by 105%, been long for weeks. My gains are north of 11% for the year, up 1.75% as you read this piece of internet literature. I have bet my soul on this market. I have placed all of my coins on black and will run with it until it reaches my intended destination.

I am long the very best of stocks: GS, USG, HMC, FBHS, VHC, WETF, WNC, KMB etc.

“The Fly” is coming off of two lackluster years in a row, partly due to distractions, partly due to exogenous circumstances. However, the laws of mathematics are on my side, as I am destined, by right, to enjoy mountainous market gains. You don’t have to bet with me, just don’t bet against me. You’ll get your arms blown off–torso ripped to shreds, dinosaur style.

We’re going up until tax time. All shorts will be disgorged from the market place and monuments will be built for those who played their cards correctly.

You wouldn’t fade a heat seeking missile coming for your retarded Jeep, would you?

Off to throw some jumping jacks at some pikers down by Wall Street, from the back of my 1980’s style limousine, while pumping the song below.

Ciao (the most annoying form of goodbye)

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GO_cX8Yh_RI#!

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LONG THE STARVATION TRADE

2012 was a splendid year for droughts. It marked the worst drought since the glamor of the Dust Bowl era. Regrettably, it has come to my attention that a great many of you junior traders have little to no knowledge regarding facts, history, common knowledge etc. I insist that you educate yourselves before coming to this site. Practice reading on lesser quality sites first, then come back here for the real deal.

At any rate, I’m going out on an apocalyptic limb here, going long MOS into the planting season. Farmers are going to buy up all of the potash and nitrogen they can get their filthy, manured, hands on. They need to ensure that yields are robust, especially after last year’s biblical dry spell.

Seasonally speaking, Ag stocks do very well in February. They outperform, plainly.

Other Ag stocks worth a look are TNH, CF, AGU and SYT.

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Hand Grenade Friday

“The Fly” is enjoying an excessive Friday, glimpsing from the corner of his right eye at the market barrel rolling higher. Both of my earnings plays, WETF and FBHS, were spectacular. There is something to be said about the Samurai trade too, as Japan is now on a 12 week winning streak, longest since 1959. The Yen is being walked down with honor.

HMC is a top 5 position of mine and WETF is seeing massive inflows because they manage two  very popular Japanese ETFs.

In 2013, I am all about wallboard and kitchen cabinetry. There are homes to be built and old ones to be renewed. When summer hits, hurricanes will splish and splash and knock your stupid homes down. Shortly thereafter, you will require some wallboard, in which case transferring your FEMA checks to yours truly–a shareholder of USG.

AAPL is not participating in the rally and is tricking people into thinking we are done going higher. The Devil just text me “I am now a priest, flipping long to short.”

A great folly.

I blow the smoke from my pipe directly, mind you, into the nostrils of “The Devil.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO_cX8Yh_RI

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BEARS AWAIT CASTRATION

Penises shall be chopped off by way of machinery today. It’s no longer a foregone conclusion, but a real time reality. Brace yourself for the blade and remember the days when your manhood meant something, for you will no longer have it.

 

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