Mega Cap Carnage

Here is the most down list, year to date, for companies with caps above $50bill.

The Krullster on BP “oil spill”
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Fuckface.

That’s all I have to say about that. Oh, by the way, I went looong another 10,000 TNA @ $37.90.

The PPT called this fucker, to the day, once again.

Off to melt down houses with my fucking space rocket.

Gold at new highs (props to Jakegint). The Euro is up and the Yen is up. Stocks, for the most part, are sucking dick. We’ve been enduring some pretty wild intra-day swings, which in turn makes me very nervous. Some of you are questioning why I chose to cover hedges and nibble down here. My answer to such questions is “STFU, bitch.” Leave me be to my own devices. It’s not important to me to nail the very bottom or top of every range. I am making a conscious decision to “play the upcoming bounce” before you hear about it on the teevee. That’s what investing is all about, isn’t it?

Or, have you forgotten what this shit is all about? Are you a trend setter or a follower?

Granted, it’s not looking too good for my new thesis and I am losing money. I am prepared to lose money, lots of it. I might not like it; but it is expected.

I added two stocks to my portfolios: MWW and FLS.

I sold MWW north of $15 and $17 and FLS @ $98-102. Essentially, I am buying back old inventory at much lower prices. MWW has been smashed
due to the employment picture. However, they are still a prime takeover target. And, FLS is rifuckulously cheap and a great global growth play. I know, global growth is dead, yada, yada, yada. I am not here to vote in annual meetings. I am simply scalping.

UPDATE: I bought another 10,000 MWW @ $12.20

Again, keep the big picture in mind: my cash horse is upwards of 52% and I am short MET.

NOTE: My complete buylist, which is subject to change, is now post in The PPT.

NOTE II: CDS spreads are widening most for AXL, ARM, AGO and BC.

I lied.

I bought 10,000 FLS, south of $82.80 and 10,000 MWW @ $12.44.

Disclaimer: I have a proclivity to do an say crazy things. Should you follow me into trades, you may be following me to your very own death.

This is it people. We either rally now or get buried alive amidst black smoke and rusted, broken down, Oldsmobiles. With my money, I am not trying to time the bottom, so I am not buying anything. My move was completed yesterday, via removing downside hedges (save MET short) and implementing a small purchase of TNA. Even though TNA is lower than yesterday’s purchase price, I am not chasing it because that would be emotional.

Remember, the market will always present great opportunities, some better than others. This particular market is very dicey and should not be played in an aggressive manner, which is why I am taking a milquetoast approach to it.

For now, I am comfortable letting my longs recover, instead of adding to them down here.

Even though it looks like I am doing a lot, I am really doing very little. I am not taking on a lot of risk. As a matter of fact, my entire market thesis is revolved around low risk. The one constant, through all of this turmoil, has been my oversized, big cocked, cash position. I’ve been punching people in the face, via timely long and short positions, but it’s all a big fucking circus act. If I was really looking to make serious coin, I’d be up like 200% by now, like my personal trading accounts.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not minimizing my 28% return. As a matter of fact, I am quite proud of it, like a Father claps for his son who just finished 4th place. See pal, I am not impressed with 28%, because I want more. It does not fulfill my craving to outstrip you, to only do so by 30%. As far as I am concerned, I am getting better, on a daily basis. I’ve always been good; but now I am getting better. Being up more than 180% over the last three years has really helped me grow and realize that I can do better.

But, there are certain limitations that I must adhere to, because it is my fiduciary responsibility. Believe you me, I am far more aggressive in my personal accounts.

At any rate, what you should be concerned with is how I am able to outperform, consistently, on an annual basis. Unfortunately, for you, there are no short cuts and I cannot teach people with monkey brains. This shit is a gift and cannot be learned. You either have it or you don’t, not so much different than a pitcher throwing 100mph fastballs. But, what I can do is help you see the bigger picture and instill some discipline to some of your trading habits. No, I am not talking about stop loss orders and pussy shit like that. I am talking about sticking to a strategy and learning how to walk before you run.

More on that later.

The market wants to bounce here, but the FXY is in its way. Should FXY drop here, we are off to the races, a good 200-300 points of upside in the short term. Longer term, we are still fucked, which is why I have a cash position of about 55%. Once again, my only short is MET, mainly because insurance companies are the dumping grounds for the financials.

“The Fly” is about to show you school girls what investing, in every sense of the word, is all about. You’re all pussies, afraid of oil spills, petrified of market volatility. As you know, volatility is Le Fly’s bitch.

Going into tomorrow, I ride unhedged, aside from my MET short, begging Mother Market to smack me in the mouth. Do not fear, little people from the internets, my powers have grown in recent years and it is no longer possible for Mother Market to smack me in the face. I can only be “Rino’d.”

I see the CDS spreads widening and I know exactly what to do and when to do it. In short, there is no man or woman alive today that is in greater control of a specific situation, as I am now. A person, such as myself, travels the nightly winds in fucking space rockets, burning down bullshit houses with my exhaust along the way.

The point of this blog post is to inform you that I have already won, even though the battle has yet to begin.

Fuck it, I booked another round of monstrous VXX gains, as well as FAZ. At the present, my only downside hedge is MET. I might be getting a “little too cute,” with my navigating skills. Nevertheless, I sense panic amidst the CNBC proletariat, best represented by the sheer FUCKERY of their hosts.

Plus anyway, The PPT is flagging OVERSOLD again and it has never been wrong, so far. Of course, all trends were made to be broken and I would not be surprised, nor disappointed, if The PPT mistimed this bottom call. Ultimately, the decision is mine and I choose to time this fucker like a space alien magician, via a large dose of TNA in my personal account.

UPDATE: Into the close, I look like a jackass, with the market vomiting on itself, AND MORE. There is always tomorrow to further dig myself into a fucking murderhole. For the year, I am up about 28%.

NOTE: I did not add to any longs, aside from a personal purchase of TNA. For now, I am comfortable with letting current longs recover, considering my cash position is north of 50%.

Bot 10,000 TNA @ $39.

Disclaimer: Don’t follow me.

I sold out of my VXX position, north of $32. At the present, my only hedge is MET. I now have more than 50% cash.