Good Sirs,
I am here to teach you my methods. I, unlike all of you, am an investment genius. My skills are far and above anything you can fathom, sort of like the non-union laborers at Puma Punku.
As you know, over the past month I, quite stubbornly, placed 25% of my assets in VXX. The rest of my money was held in treasuries/cash. HOWEVER, since late last week, “The Fly” has transformed himself into “an investment genius” again, using a very specific and secret style, not so much different than those Chinese guys doing karate on the teevee.
Over the last week, I am up 17.5% in HRBN, 7% in HEAT, 13% in PWRD (today’s lotto winner!!!) and 15% in FTK. Do you know how I did it?
I took a bunch of charts and crumpled them up real good. I threw said charts into the garbage bin outside and lit them on fire. Out of all the charts (100’s of them), THE ABOVE NAMES WERE UNSCATHED!!! That’s right, folks. I placed fire onto paper and it had ZERO effect on the above names. It’s almost as if the stock Gods themselves were protecting them. So, without hesitation, I bought them with great vigor.
Here I am now, 100% placated and content with my position.
As an aside, there are many Chinese LOTTO winners today. Be sure to tune in this evening for the announcement of today’s winners.
Into le bell, I like inflammable charts and all things to do with QE 2, ya’ll.
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