iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FUCK YOU: THAT’S MY NAME PAL

I went from confounded to King of the Market overnight. After all of my hemming and hawing about the market on the verge of collapse, i just made a ransom fully long, fully erect, into the perverted open you witness before your very eyes.

Good things happen to good people.

Some of you might say “fuck you Fly — you just got lucky with those Canadian faggots at Shopify”. But you’d be wrong about that, as you are wrong about most things in life. Unlike you, I did my research, peered into the future by looking into the past. Do you know what I saw?

 

FUCK YOU PAL, that’s what I saw.

There are two types of people in this world: those who talk shit and those who do shit. Whilst you sit there in your ridiculous chair trying to etch out a profitable trade or two, find solace in knowing “The Fly” made your annual salary today and will now proceed to take it easy until late afternoon.

+201bps for the session, now 85% cash.

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One comment

  1. txchick57

    I’ve banked 372 BP on bonds. You’re a piker. Peace

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