Look at me strutting into this fucking place — smacking people in the face who get in my way. I know what you’re thinking — “look at this internet son of a bitch.”
How can I prove otherwise? Should I meet you with pistols at dawn and demand satisfaction?
All you need to concern yourselves with is my winship.
LOOK AT IT
If you look closely you will see a $TSLA focus account, which likely gets you really mad — because Elon’s words make you really really upset.
Ha! Fuck off again.
Listen to me, my losing streak has concluded. It was fun to relate to some of you losers out there, feeling the pangs of defeat and being on the losing end of so many trades for the balance of August. But like all things in my life, things need to keep progressing from lower left to upper right. I will have you know, the Stocklabs algorithms called the bottom on 8/16 with an oversold signal. You’re probably skeptical of that too. Trust is a high IQ trait and people who do not trust their fellow man belongs, mostly, to an undesirable haplogroup.
In closing, FUCK OFF and congrats to me for making all of that money — extremely well deserved in light of the generosity I display each and every day.
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Dude you’re sitting in some little room making money. So what. I know how to spend it. I’ve been on a small Fijian island diving in crystal clear water, lying in a hammock listening to palms rustling and waves lapping. So in your language – fuck off