Since I’m Already Guessing: I GUESS WE GO UP

I barely made it out alive +13bps at the close with a fully long and unhedged book. Look here chief. No one wants the market to crash more than me. But let’s face facts: this tranny govt is strong and they rig things to their liking.

Let’s look at the Stocklabs mean reversion algos, which flashed OS on the 16th of August.

We have gone fucking up and if you see the previous occasion — this fucker went straight to OB, castrating men who wanted to “bang” providing them vasectomy faces.

The way I see it, I have no idea what the fuck is happening out there anyway. I might as well throw darts or draw tickers from a hat. The reason why I’ve underperformed this month, DOWN 11%, is due to my flippe flopping from one bias to the next. I’d like to blame my POW camp styled diet and my TORN ACL for this disaster. However, if being honest, I’ve felt this way innumerable times in my trading career, a sense of deep dread and vacancy. I feeeeeeel as if I have no real direction, a nomad in a tranny world of people vaccinating themselves with poison and rooting for death and destruction — but at the same time profiting from it all via a clowned stock market.

In other news, I shaved my fucking beard — which may or may not change my recent fortunes.

It all makes for great theatre and curiosity.