iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Are You Enjoying the Fucking Chop?

I am being spit out unto the pavement with the lot of you. We opened grande and then began to fold and then we ran straight the fuck up and now straight the fuck down. My gains have gone from +112bps to +31bps and I am bleeding out no matter what I do. If I sold everything and had 100% cash, I’d somehow manage to lose money.

This is what we’re dealing with now. I know that this sort of fucking verbiage gets me MUHHHHHH SHADOW BANNED on Twitter/X; but I simply don’t give a fuck. I remember back in the olden days when the troglodytes at Stocktwits used to censor me and email me about “4 letter words.” Seriously fuck yourself and grow the fuck up you invalids.

I am very upset and also perplexed. I was expecting to enjoy a slow day at the office, supremely successful in guessing the right direction for markets. Now I have to work and get real serious and begin to worry and plot and scheme. It’s all so tiresome, only because I fucking suck now.

+28bps at the close of this fucking blog.

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