GENTEEL RETURNS

Summer is fast upon you and the seasonal bull run is likely to commence, much to the chagrin of all of the right wing lunatics hoping for Biden’s downfall.

We had another pleasant day on Wall Street and I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you how comfortable and relaxed I am in this environ. I feel as if nothing could go wrong and that the government and the Fed have all but squashed the imminent crisis we were afflicted with several weeks ago.

As you can see, my gains are both robust and genteel.

DO NOT PANIC and avoid being fooled: that is my best advice for you youngsters just now getting into the grande world of investing. Should you chance upon an opportunity, you should take it!

I’m now off to shopping for another lamp, as Mrs. Fly deemed it necessary to place another one on her buffet table.

Cheers.