ATTENTION BEARS: WE ARE IN A BULL RUN

You don’t need to be bullish to take their money. I am the most bearish person in the world. I wake up in cold sweats even thinking about the market going up and Pax Americana continuing its path of maximum societal destruction. In a perfect case scenario, for me, the whole kit and caboodle comes crashing down in clownish manner — as the new TRANS FOMC head panics and jumps out of an active helicopter right into the fucking blades. That would, in a perfect world, conclude Pax Americana — from George Washington to Trans Washington.

I am +70bps and started late, as I am still afflicted by the seasonal allergy scourge. I feel like it’s passing, so hopefully very soon I can return to full vigor.

For those still on the fence about what to do. I will tell you exactly what you need to do. Get 100% long a diverse portfolio of well established names and trade around it. My advantage is having Stocklabs make the static picks for me and then I simply sashay to and fro all day in search of short term treasure. The bottom line is: we are in a bull run. Do not be fooled and try not to have your pedestrian feelings get in the way of you stowing away money.