It was all so simple at the open of trade for the bastard bulls. They bought the dip, was instantly rewarded, and then went to get their dicks sucked by their boyfriends. Upon returning, ruins presided over their portfolios — as high beta piece of shit names are 4% OFF the fucking highs. Tumult and tragedy beckon as you eat bacon, with haste.
NEVERTHELESS, I am not stupid and know the dick suckers will try it again. They’ll take their “VOTE DEM, GET A FREE ABORTION” pins off and get their greasy hands dirty, leveraging into any decline — MAX OUT LONG ONLY — because Pax Americana and Cadaver Biden’s iced cream portraits are worth cherishing.
Meanwhile, my YOLO account is +10%, Quant +1.3%, and trading a genteel +35bps.
It should confuse you because you’re preconditioned to always believe in the green light across the bay — yesterday’s hopes and dreams renewed fresh for you. But the past is over and the future is grim and dark and malevolent — all good reasons to get the fuck in there and sop up some FUBO before the other catamites get the idea of rallying into the close.
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ohhh, a Great Gatsby reference, your head must be very clear.