Shares of META immediately popped by 9% based off the headline number of BETTER THAN EXPECTED results. Inside 15 seconds flat, all chasoors were summarily executed as the headlines darkened and longs looked on with furrowed brows as Mark Zucked Face issued an earnings warning.
Shares are now off by 7%.
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
The economy is in the shitter and the Fed cannot help. This is 2001 but instead of the specter of easing — you sons a bitches get another 300bps of hikes over the next 12 — which will without a doubt send the economy seaworthy into a depression.
But go ahead and keep buying dips you fucking faggots.
I booked +30bps in gains in trading, Quant +80bps, YOLO +10.5%.
Who will stop me?
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“Who will stop me?”
Mrs. Fly. That’s who.
META eps has nothing to do with the economy, you fucking mook.
But have to give you credit for not mentioning Hunter in your entire writeup.
There are few companies I wish to see fail more than META. They are awfully responsible for the ugliness in American society today (along with all the Boomers that use it to gin up their alternative facts). Besides that, Zuck’s ridiculous idea of a metaverse world is the dumbest shit this company has ever done.
There are few companies I wish to see fail more than META. They are awfully responsible for the ugliness in American society today (along with all the Boomers that use it to gin up their alternative facts). Besides that, Zuck’s ridiculous idea of a metaverse world is the dumbest shit this company has ever done.
There are few companies I wish to see fail more than META. They are awfully responsible for the ugliness in American society today (along with all the Boomers that use it to gin up their alternative facts). Besides that, Zuck’s ridiculous idea of a metaverse world is the dumbest shit this company has ever done.
There are few companies I wish to see fail more than META. They are awfully responsible for the ugliness in American society today (along with all the Boomers that use it to gin up their alternative facts). Besides that, Zuck’s ridiculous idea of a metaverse world is the dumbest shit this company has ever done.
Who is a better actor, Jim Cramer or Jamie Dimon?