iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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NEW LOCKDOWNS LOOM

We are seeing renewed lockdowns in Thailand, Israel and Australia — as the new DELTA PLUS, DELTA VARIANT Indian bastard version of the flu spreads like wildfire — presently constituting most COVID cases in the UK — due to heavy Indian traffic and now retarding US recovery in California and other parts of the United Steaks. This bastard version of the flu spreads faster and fucked you a lot harder, even people who are vaccinated.

We are enjoying somewhat of a respite now due to the sun and excess vitamin D. It is my belief, as an internet virologist and staunch conspiracy theorist, we will endure yet another round of LOCKDOWNS this fall. As such, and this goes without saying, COLLAPSE is inevitable.

We are already seeing the mustard seeds of this narrative playing out with gains in ZM, AMZN, ETSY, DASH and other lockdown related plays. Get your ZOOM accounts handy plebs, for you will be locked down inside of your homes with zero supplies for the next decade. Time Magazine will title their Jan 2030 issue: 2020s: THE LOST DECADE.

As for trading today — half my gains were confiscated by the stock Gods — presently sitting up 61bps, desperately attempting to regain some semblance of normalcy here.

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