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TIME TO GET YOUR VACCINES PLEBS

You grew up eating MacDonalds and Wendy’s, sipped toxic sludge at Orange Julius and smoked pot laced with embalming fluid on the weekends in between acid trips and large consumption of malted liquor, ingested all into your skeletal structure without issue. Now with the world on lockdown and a way out via vaccine, it is your duty, as a civilian of the world, to vaccinate yourselves in order to end this pandemic.

Granted, some of you will die, or become paralyzed about the cheek and gums. However, we are at war and you’re all soldiers storming the beaches and attempting to remove evil Nazis from their nests.

If you do not take the vaccine, you will be left out in the dust, ineligible for government stimulus, unable to travel or to be educated.

Enjoy your lives in the woods living out from a tent.

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20 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    Can’t be worse than the two shot Shingles Vaccine my wife and I took a couple of years ago (for old people- you have a couple more years).
    I was fine (just an arm feeling like I was hit by one of your Antifa friends) but my wife was a mess for 48+ hours.

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  2. heckler

    Happy Holidays Fly. I was just taking a stroll down memory lane and was thinking about folks like NumbersGame and the Sarge and Peaches and some of the other homos on this blog who I told to buy BTC at $5700 and $6666.66 lol. Remember that doctor who said the virus wasn’t that bad, Tinjt or whatever?? He had some good calls but I bet he’s dead now.

    Did you vaccinate your kids you homo? Yup! Maybe school made you, but you fucking swallowed that D and you’ll do it again.

    Time to get real Fly

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    • tjnyt

      Hey, I’m still here my friend, working on the frontlines. My brother also a physician took the virus shot 2 days ago. I wish had bought some B- coin did not know how, bad with PWs and other tech stuff. I am now in PR, a great salon.
      Doing very well aiming for a 10 bagger this year. Currently loaded with banks and some old tech, $AAPL,$BA,$BAC,$AXP,$BAC,$CRM,$FB,$INTC,$SLG,$WFC.
      Happy Holidays all.

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  3. purdy

    It can be argued that the very worst time to roll out a vaccine is when the virus spreading as it is now. The more virus there is out there, the more opportunity for the many trillions of virus particles to mutate into something which is both resistant to the vaccines and more deadly.

    Cheap saliva self-testing at home to see if you’re shedding virus is 99% accurate and has been successfully used in countries where the pols and the media aren’t reptilian whores. We should look to stem the spread with self-testing, tell people to get in shape, and maybe take vitamin D3 (especially if you have dark skin). And take the time to do further tests on these vaccines.

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    • purdy

      Don’t just “fake new” everything I write s.k., tell us where I’m wrong you propaganda-spewing supremacist.

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      • Raul3

        you are shit purdy as are all your comments, that you’re not forever banned is a testimony to the grande anarchy that is iBankCoin

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        • purdy

          I’m guessing you didn’t understand my post. People with dark skin, on average, have lower vitamin D levels than whites. Educate yourself on studies which have associated low vitamin D levels with significantly worse outcomes when they contact the virus.

          So Raul, I post something showing concern for a community that has been getting nothing but lip service from virtue-signaling drones. And along come you, so programmed, that you read something that was not written.

          Go in a corner and hug yourself; assured that you’re a victim of some “them” you’ve created.

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  4. indexjoe

    I’ll take the Vax. Pussies

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  5. sia

    When did this turn into OAN? Oh wait, it’s always been a little special here.

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  6. tradercaddy

    They should do the vaccine like the polio vaccine I took as a kid in the early 1960’s.
    My Mom took my brother and myself to the local library and we lined up for the vaccine.
    It was in a single sugar cube in one of those little white cups you see at the dentist where they tell you to “swish” your mouth. We made two different trips to get two cubes.
    Polio was thus cured.
    Unfortunately, there was a huge increase of diabetes among kids (not really).

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    • moosh

      Oh, don’t worry they have been thinking about doing this for some time now. https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/microneedle-coronavirus-vaccine-triggers-immune-response-mice

      And this just scratches the surface of all of the things going on now behind the scenes.. you can bet it’s some sinister shit

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    • purdy

      A sugar cube …Diabetes among kids …Classic misdirection.

      From the 50s to the early 60s our polio vaccine was contaminated with SV40 simian virus witch has caused many cancers in humans. CANCER. If, as an old fart potential victim of this, you didn’t know – – it’s understandable given the clout pharma has with big media. But as a lawyer, you certainly should have known that, subsequent to this poisoning, our pharma cos prevailed on our lawmakers to get themselves exempted from liability if they kill us or make us sick with any vaccine.

      Yeesh.

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      • tjnyt

        I did not expect this …. from you @purdy. We Americans may not be the most greedy/selfish but we have created great tools to satisfy our lust.
        When I was a new doctor in 1976 my patients complained about the evils of old age and they were in their sixties, Ten years later they were in their seventies, another decade and they were in their eighties….. now in their nineties and they have stopped talking.
        How did that happen? Not because the medical profession at large was altruist but due to advances in pharma.
        Happy holidays to you.

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      • roguewave

        If I recall correctly, the 1st cases of autism were created in vaccine test subjects in the 30’s or 40’s. The Dr. who realized what he did, killed himself. Ooops. So sorry.

        Some vaccines were grown in pigs or other animals. Retroviruses not found in humans but found in the pigs, etc. were mistakenly transferred in vaccines to humans. Ooops. Retroviruses are suspected in various syndromes and AIDS.

        Vax companies have no liability, no matter what happens; Dr. Fauci has financial connections with vax Cos. and with the Wuhan lab. He’s not a dorky as he looks. No red flags here.

        This stuff is way more complicated than releasing toads from another country into the ecosystem to eat mosquitoes; then finding out, oh they spread like rabbits and eat everything in sight, including small dogs and cats. Ooops

        Dr. Bill Gates wants you de-Parenthooded. Sterilized – works; dead – preferred.

        By all means, roll up your sleeves, tough guys.

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      • tradercaddy

        Quite frankly, I was more interested in seeing if Roger Maris or Micky Mantle would break Babe Ruth’s HR record.

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  7. emersonlakepalmer

    I’ve known of eight people that tested positive for this virus. All under 60 years and I would presume with no other co-morbidty issues. No obesity, one could lose 20 lbs or so, one with “high sugar” as he calls it. Flu-like symtoms for a week in all cases. I’ll pass on the vaccine.

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    • tradercaddy

      I will probably take it as my health is good.
      Never had the flu shot as I haven’t gotten the flu in over 30 years and have had maybe 3 or 4 mild colds total in those 30 years.
      I have recently had the shingles vaccine and the Tdap vaccine (to see the Grankids when they were babies) and I am still here in good health to the dismay of my tennis opponents.

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  8. moosh

    Does anybody remember when President Trump was shit talking about trading Puerto Rico for Greenland, lol

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