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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GET IN HERE and Drop Your Top Picks For 2019 NOW

God damned it — I’m angry for no reason at all. I just made some sweet and sour chicken, which is basically lots of sugar and chicken. I must admit, being a top tier chef, such as myself, makes one into a top tier barrel ass. For 2019, I will be eating like a smaller man, heading back to the gym with great alacrity, and avoiding the pitfalls of good tasting foods.

I’ve recently gained 10 pounds, which would be fine if said poundage was, in fact, pure muscle. Then I’d be able to walk around, menacing people with my might, punching holes through concrete walls and bending iron beams with my forearms. Instead, I’m typing fast as shit into a keyboard, virtually hanging out with morons, whilst eating sugar cubes of fried chicken.

Something needs to change.

On the issue of stocks — believe me — futures are sharply higher. But no one gives a shit. The Champagne is getting chilled and the degenerates are preparing to partake in grande displays of hedonism for the New Year’s. Enjoy it while you can, faggots, for this time next year you’ll be on the ass-end of a soup line gawking at tumbleweeds rolling by the dustbowl, as America is seized by the Greatest Depression Ever, believe me.

Leave your top picks in the comments section.

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40 comments

  1. blackgld

    FTK

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  2. txchick57

    I thought you were a vegan.

    FEYE

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  3. Dr. Fly

    Haven’t been vegan for a year

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  4. ferd

    beans, bullets and euell gibbons books

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  5. gudenaev

    ABX

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  6. eric714

    TEVA, MU and AAPL.

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  7. c0ckg0blin

    tvix

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  8. tradercaddy

    OII, MDR

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  9. mikeaboca

    Meip

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  10. edge

    JNUG (Fuck if I know, just guessing)

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  11. the_wolf

    riot

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  12. moosh

    MOS, FGEN, & SQ

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  13. wolfdaddy

    I’m no millennial beta male faggot, but BTC will drop to 500-100 then ramp up through the end of year. Never traded it but I will if it hits those levels

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  14. teslawasright

    http://blackberrybabe.com/2016/10/23/brown-sugar-smoked-salmon/

    The Le Fly –
    Smoke eh the salmon and juice the green whilst smoking it

    The fruits shall dissolve the mucous

    Lean Green and Serene 2019

    Perhaps study the great Arnold Ehret

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  15. mx2101

    Stop eating chicken. Cut back on meat. You’ll feel better and eventually medical testing results will improve.

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  16. doubleplus

    UBER

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  17. heckler

    MDB, CVSI, PURA

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  18. 99 lead balloons

    ORE some big news releases coming. Likely bought out soon.

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  19. acehood

    SRTS, IIN, BLFS

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  20. jerkchicken

    >I can boldly and flatly tell you here that I believe markets will crack asunder, very soon, and very fast, providing Wall Street with ample blood letting from the undistinguished advisory community, parasitic faineantise with vicious eyes and wet mouths.
    >GET IN HERE and Drop Your Top Picks For 2019 NOW

    really?

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  21. cancel19

    $LABU $AAPL $TNA

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  22. bravo

    NIO

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  23. chuck bennett

    MO, PI, DBX

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  24. swordfish00

    Roku

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  25. comichelus

    $CELG $BTI $IVZ $HAL $LB $BIDU $LRCX

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  26. caerus

    Probably some IPO will be among best performers….as else doesn’t look nice.

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  27. bobby2loaves

    Gensource Potash Corp GSP.V (Canada), AGCCF (U.S) – Potash prices are on the rise, and this is the most promising Canadian Junior.

    Denison (DNN), Fission (FCUUF) and SkyHarbour (SYHBF) – Uranium going to be in structural deficit for the next 5-10 years, with no new mines being built after Fukushima, China about to build reactors like crazy, and mines taking at least 5 years to permit/build. I like these 3 as they have shallow, high grade deposits in safe old Canada.

    AgeX (AGE) and BioTime (BTX) – Cutting edge biotech literally reversing aging, Biotime with stem cell transplants, AgeX with both stem cell transplants and drugs that would let your body create long-lasting cells to repair your body, like you were a baby again. Within 20 years, 70 will literally be the new 30, and these companies will be in the thick of it.

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  28. mad marsupial

    FNGU. And if the fed actually CUTS rates once, EM, like EDC

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  29. ferd

    DXY broke its April to now uptrend this AM.

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  30. juice

    WDOFF

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  31. ferd

    Gone commie. Shorted TMO and ABT, long YY and MOMO

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  32. ferd

    Which country has more entitlements ..Communist China or the US?

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  33. ferd

    From each according to their inability to shield income.
    To each according to their identity and political juice.

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  34. tmac

    Bayer, Labcorp, Zillow, and GE

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  35. toddinfl

    Coupa Software COUP

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  36. indie

    Tcehy

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