iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Santa Yellen Slays Krampus; Stocks Surge 223

Lots of cocaine was being tossed around the trading desk today, as investors kicked each other in the chests to get shares of anything but SHAK (huge piece of shit). Whether 4% rates by 2018 is attainable, bullish or bearish, traders took the news and ran with it. Short sellers were waiting for a sell the news event, and when that didn’t happen, they got fucking steam rolled.

For me, it was a very joyous occasion, having my largest position (PAH) up over 20%, followed by a massive move in another top position of mine yesterday (VRX).

For the session, I gained more than 3%, making it 5.5% to the good over the past two days. I cannot recall the last time that occurred. Nevertheless, I will be reducing risk heading into the post Fed hike latter days of 2015, attempting to lock in my 20% gain for the year.

Oh, yeah, Exodus wins again.

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  1. blahblahblah

    i kicked shorts in the nutsack

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  2. formergeek

    Did showtime get banned – i was under the impression he thought this was his blog

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  3. juice

    Does this mean you won’t be talking smack about yee ole Grand Grandmama ?

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