iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEHOLD! Generosity

Le Fly casually drops grapes into the laps of the mendicants, especially when they need it most. The markets are literally ripping off the faces of so many people now, I felt it was my duty to offer another FREE TRIAL to Exodus. Trust me when I say this: you need it now more than ever.

Small lads walking about the thoroughfare: you need to invest in your business. Knowing how capital is created and destroyed is the very basis by which wealth is created. I’ve dedicated my life towards this end and have toiled away for half a decade at perfecting my algorithms and have created a market intelligence platform that is second to none.

Email me for an invite. Trials will begin, starting tonight thru Sunday, at which time I fully expect all of you to join the league of gentlemen and to cease comporting yourselves like vagabonds about the boulevard clad in soiled polyester.

Yes it’s true, Exodus‘ 3 year track record stands upwards of 80% in timing market bottoms. It has, in a wide array of ETFs, scored 100% win-rates over the past 6 months. I entreat you to test it out and ask for a live demonstration, done by phone.

Servants are standing by.

Ask for trial and demo: [email protected]

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6 comments

  1. Marc David

    Exodus is the only reason I’ve survived this long. Awesome tool.

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    • prometheus

      If you want to provide a positive testimonial, “survive” is not the word you should be using.

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  2. Marc David

    Wasn’t providing a testimonial. Just giving my reasoning for why I’m still in the game whilst having fun.

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  3. sethster99

    Where are the Muskies? Still buying like Buffett?

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  4. zuulzuul

    Long SPY calls as of this morning.

    Long TLT puts as of 3 days ago.

    That’s basically just a trade aimed at a period of calm over the next week or so. Yellen up tomorrow. That babe will not disappoint.

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