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CHOKING ON MY OWN BLACK SMOKE

For the session, I’m down about 0.5%, diverging–IF YOU WILL–away from the broader trending indices. Throughout the entirety of the day, I’ve been kept busy with refrigerator delivery men, who subsequently destroyed my front door and wall adjacent. Also, I’ve been in the field, picking weeds, planting daisies–literally.

And, to boot, there is much work to be done, lads. The floors need a good scrubbing and we must procure–IF YOU WILL– twelve pounds of organically grass fed chopped meat–alongside pounds of potato’d salad and hotted dogs.

As such, I haven’t even taken the opportunity to nibble, not even on a singular crumb, on a parcel of food. I was permitted, as such, to drink a glass of water and also partake in the purchase of CYBR this morning, by which I am immediately down 3.5%.

Dark clouds convene over me. I can feel it now, just like I felt it then: I AM CURSED (cue lightening bolts shattering the rooftop of House Fly).

 

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11 comments

  1. og

    Crazy run in FIT. Wish I had more of my money in this one.

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  2. doubleplus

    Picturing you – if such a thing is possible – attending to flowers is a disturbing experience.

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Ditto with weeds and CYBR. Next we have to kill the moles in our lawns. You’re on your own with the grass fed burger meat. Just don’t like the taste.

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  4. braveflaps

    Accursed Grecian buttfuckery!!!

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  5. fryguy15

    No fired works?

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  6. juice

    oh the drama

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  7. halfbloodpope

    Maybe people can change. Surprising to hear the plantation owner sullying one’s hands in the garden beds.

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  8. jpmorgains

    Funny that when the market is shit, “investors” become handymen -IF YOU WILL- around the house.

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  9. fluxcapacitor

    Nice choice.

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  10. fluxcapacitor

    Last time you posted this tune, the S&P traded down over 100 points within ten days – then straight up 250…

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  11. mx2101

    From what I’ve seen, much of commercial landscaping (office parks, shopping centers) is a scam.

    I suppose it’s harmless enough, after all it provides outside, physically active employment for many who otherwise would have little job opportunity.

    It can be absurd. I’ve seen workers planting flowers in the first week of December. They make giant mulch mountains with no thought of how they work.

    In one shopping center they failed to realize shrubbery should be trimmed low enough for drivers to see over them, leading to fender benders.

    It goes on and on. But if this were all that is wrong with the USA, we’d be in great shape.

    btw-

    Have you noticed how brilliantly the Chick-fil-A “Chikin” marketing campaign apparently matches the mentality of what must be their core customer base?

    It’s like highbrow humor for Hee Haw morons.

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