THE TURKEY GODS ARE HERE

It’s too late to run away. If you are short the market, there is a better than average chance that you will soon be devoured whole by the Turkey Gods. No one in their right mind sells the market short ahead of National Feast. So in a way, your demise is a convenient exercise in Darwinism, weeding out the chaff from the wheat (extra Bible).

Listen here lads: you are living through the best bull market the world has ever seen. That’s right: you, my friend, are an imbecile of the first order for missing out on it. Now, let’s not get carried away and start calling each other names. I only meant to scold you so that you wouldn’t get scalded later.

Alas,’tis been a hard year for ordinary speculators, such as ourselves. The tape has been wrought with danger and cataclysmic downside action. If you weren’t careful about the shares you’ve invested in, you could’ve easily Bill Cosby’d yourself into an untenable position. Luckily for us, there is the community called iBankCoin. Which reminds me, go pick up your WSS report this week, penned by Raul. Unlike the other services, you can simply buy this a la carte.

Where was I? Ah, yes, the importance of community and how it might help you become a better investor.

For one, you can quit haranguing me about the virtues of selling short this market and get to buying something, anything God damn it. Next, when you’re ready to step your game up, join OA, RC, me and hundreds of serious traders inside 12631. Yes, I am plugging our services. Why wouldn’t I?

In summary, the Turkey Gods are here and they are going to peck away at your skulls and eat your brains, douse your body with gravy (no homo) and roast you until your eyes pop out.

Have a good trading day.