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THE TIM COOK BOTTOM OR TOP?

Something tells me today is a pivotal day in the history of mankind. Does this admission, deserving of God given gifts of homosexuality, beckon lower or higher prices? Quite frankly, I do not know.

The market was looking awfully dreamy this morning. But now, now it looks like a bedraggled booze hound being ripped to shreds by hell hounds. Most of my important positions are lower. SLCA just reversed fantastic gains into drek. The world, as we know it, is on the precipice of something significant. I can smell it.

Utilities are higher and they haven’t rested for a single day since I sold them.

Tis’ October, a month designed by devils for devils. The Turkey Gods can’t come fast enough (no Cook).

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30 comments

  1. alf44

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    An Instant CLASSIC !

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    The title especially !!!

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  2. smartestone

    long biotek, long SPY, short small caps, short Europe

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  3. johnrotten

    His love for the wiener is a gift. I am disgusted.

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  4. bruce keller

    Good luck on GPRO! That would be a sick reversal, but chart looks like it’s on a cliff.

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  5. ironbird

    Now the lack of skirts on the boards in Silicon Valley makes sense.

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  6. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    Definitely a bottom

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  7. budh

    No news is good news.

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  8. k_melancon

    XON is a beast today (and has been for the past two weeks) Would not have known about it if you hadn’t recommended it – thank you!

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  9. moonshot

    Why does it seem that almost every company reporting earnings, even this with big beats, are getting hammered afterwards?

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  10. rahagar

    Tim Cook has gay intercourse (extra Zane Grey) with many of his cohorts.

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  11. bart smith

    I would say bottom since it fits with his homosexuality. But I am a contrarian.

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  12. budh

    What a bunch of gay fearing maroons!

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  13. duckkell

    Hey Cook, tell me something I can use – like your making a new teevee or something important like youre buying back $50 billion in stock..I really dont give a shit who you blow or fuck or whatever it is you and yours enjoy – its 2014 – nobody gives a shit

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  14. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    Beware of getting too complacent of everything gay and GLBT activism.
    Why?
    Because gay politics is often very leftist in economics. GLBT activists are frequently not friends of capital formation, free enterprise, profit.
    It’s one thing to say do what you want sexually.
    But don’t sit back and let lefty gay politics take our country and policy in directions you disagree with.

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  15. budh

    Sexual orientation and economics or even politics are completely different topics. The Republicans have had the ‘log Cabin’ republicans for years. Differing groups come together to form stronger blocs in politics, that’s true. But the republicans and conservative thinkers will be destroyed even further if they want to take on sexual orientation in this day and age. Look at what the younger generation feels about gay rights and gay marriage. if you want to kill off conservative economic thought then just go ahead and oppose gay unions.

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  16. prometheus

    Fly, will you be doubling down on SLCA here? I can’t believe today’s range, this is stupid.

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  17. superbus1982

    I gave up on my short positions today. Lost a good deal (1/3 of what I made buying the bottom though). I reckon today to be a huge victory for bulls and as promised I will now go away. Enjoy the bull market.

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  18. Ari Baba

    When you write ‘Tis, the apostrophe comes before the word, not after. That is your problem.

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  19. pirate

    No one cares who Cook sleeps with, but if you want to preach morality, Apple saying they want to get into the Iranian market is SICKENING. Here is a country that is literally trying to build nuclear weapons to kill us, but I guess we should ignore that and try to ‘cash in’, and instead waste our time discussing Cook’s sexual orientation.

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  20. pyromonoxide

    I imagine Dr Fly laughing like some kind of Dr Frankenstein when he gets an awesome headline idea.

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  21. superbus1982

    Today is a crucial day. Bears lose a battle they just could not lose.
    We might enter a new leg of the bull market, with no QE, and total capitulation of the perma bears that thought all will collapse when QE ends.

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