One of my pet peeves is being forced to see people who are obviously aging taking selfies of themselves and posting it to social media. If I follow you, or perhaps happen to glance at my phone, I am a captive audience to your depravity. Let me enlighten you to something.
After the age of 30, selfies should be illegal. The only judgement people will make when seeing your photos is how remarkable or hideous you look for your age. They’ll say stuff like “wow, she looks great for 45. Or doesn’t he look young? He’s really 47.” They’re not actually saying you look good, mind you.
I find it to be insulting to my time for you to post selfies of yourselves after the age of 30. Older persons, such as myself (38), should resort to posting pictures of oddities or events that you happen to enjoy. Ergo, folks, you are in the no-selfie zone, a place where people know and understand to be beautiful is to be young and if you’re not young, you’re just aging well.
Age gracefully and stop taking photographs of your wrinkles.
Markets are heading lower and futures are vomiting all over themselves. Prepare to be SAMSONITE HAMBURGALAR’d tomorrow.
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that’s foul.
Funny, mean, but mostly funny.
I am short a bunch of new age tech leaders, when are they gonna break?
Sold 10k TZA at the close on friday. Who has the balls to hold short on a swing?
You have to hold a small position. 10K is crazy.
its all relative you know? i am hedging a big position….
Glad I have a few years left but I do agree.
We should start a movement
I’m in.
Yeah, I’ll join. But in full disclosure, my face has been punched-in by father time. I’m too ashamed to be judged by the public.
It’s all that Arizona dry air. It turns people into dust.
Really.. No joke, I can tell the left side of my face is like 10yrs older than the right, from driving with my window down for about 20 years. The sun turns people into leather out here. I would imagine you Northerners will stay supple forever.
Pretty cool. If I were you I’d walk around flipping a coin, pretending to be two face.
That is an old crap lie.
What is a lie? Sun aging white folks? I need to show you some people who went to the tanning bed once per day as evidence of this truth.
By the way, you’re an idiot.
all u need to know is this:
ha$hcoin$ are the future
#TPB4life
Anyone that takes Joy or Fear from Futures, is a rank amateur, not worthy of riches.
It still makes for great fear mongering.
Here’s the thing chap, those traders currently in defensive positions will sleep soundly tonight.
I will see you on Xmas Eve And APPL SHALL CRUSH YOUR DEFENSIVE POSITIONS INTO DUST much like Ray Rices career . And so it shall be done. FEAR MONGERS Will be attacked as will be ISIS.
Let’s leave fear mongrels for CNBC ZACHS SCHAEFFERS SUCKIN ALPHA ETC, and leave this house for calmness and profiting
For. This is the HOUSE OF THE FLY, and he has lost his father at the wrong end of a gun, he has known riches and poverty. Now, let us cast off the great fear laid down on us all on a daily basis by the media, and profit from their fear.
“Face” book makes le Fly’s point all too apparent.
No, I will not be your “friend,” mature lady I don’t remember from high school.
It is a vampire’s curse that men patina while women, in general, age. Mrs. Anton being a remarkable exception.
lol
Susan Anton held me erect for oh so many years. Is this the Anton of whom you speak?
Was Susan your left or your right hand, in these remembrances of things past, like your erections?
Rhetorical question.
Ambidextrous in those times
Death to ISIS! Do not EVER FUCK WITH THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Yeah so we get some things wrong, ( Vietnam) but you Fake Islamist Devils will burn from Hellfire Missels! Your living will envy the dead.
Missles? Gettin old
Big down futures should be embraced. What are you all missing here? Oh , shot your wadd, got no cash. Hmmm, maybe you in the wrong field son.
I bought 10k shares of Citi at $1.49 in 2009 I still own it. And you are afraid of a sell off? Bring it!
Market down .7% going into fed with majority sentiment bearish… How fast will you all cover????
Hi Fly Now, go to sleep
Go to CNBC for succor, and your thirst will not be slaked, for you will swallow the bitter bile of the dead. (Holy shit I cracked myself up with that crap)
Oh and BTW, I really am up 500k on CITI nite
I really miss those Hamburglar and Devil Dog ‘toons…
If you are gonna watch the news its gonna be bad. Fear sells pizzas.
Citi reverse split.
A reasonable business question…
Will under 30 people take their consumer habits into adulthood, and will the new under 30 people have the same habits or different ones?
I don’t expect millennials to grow old and start sending letters via the US Mail, but will they be glued to a personal device at age 45?
For those who have leathered the left side of their face after years of driving in the sun, I suggest a move to the UK to obtain a more balanced look.
Buy the dips…S&P at 2150 plus at end of year.
You are a total dick and usually wrong. You find it funny to be an extreme dick and there are lots of others like you out there. We know your type, and your type always has a following of arse-kissers hoping to be friends with the dick. You must have aged like crap to have your opinion. I’m over 30 and people assume I am 20, with no words exchanged. I look like a kid, and I will always fair just that much better than ugly ass people like you.