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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A GREAT SHAME FALLS UPON YOUR HOUSE

How much have you sinners made on those LULU calls that The Option Addict slaved over his computer for you? How much money are you making off his WB calls? Yet, there are are, sitting there like the road-slobs that you are, NOT, might I add, reserving airplane tickets to join him in Las Vegas on November the 8th.  Need I remind you of the improper decorum this spells out for you and your families?

Although the LULU calls are not up by much, only a mere 200%, the Weibo calls are indeud up a staggering 600%. A person, such as yourself, should feel obligated to pay this man his proper respects, am I not correct?

Gentlemen,

The market wants to head lower and you are still banking coin. We are in the last days of Rome, with a homosexual opera man as our Caesar. Envelop yourselves in the safety of high yielding utility stocks and the safety of treasury bonds. Toss away your sinful lottery tickets and prepare for the apocalypse.

Everything I’ve ever known and learned about the stock market is upside down. Nothing makes sense, only the people who’ve managed to decode the meaning to this rabble. One cannot navigate in treacherous waters without an engine, or a light, or at least a paddle. Take it from a man who has seen it all, studied the markets and has enjoyed gilded success: The Option Addict is the real deal.

Now go pay your respects.

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23 comments

  1. project_pat

    296.54% on lulu ((= 1/2 calls have been taken off the table. Like the site a lot FLY. Just joined. Jeff’s GOGO call paid for the service 7x over. I may be comin to Vegas. I want to get my ass kicked by chess in limit hold’em.

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  2. rahilg

    Fly, what is the #1 reason to spring for VIP instead of the plebeian ticketry?

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  3. clegger_2000

    “OA” is the annointed one.

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  4. pyromonoxide

    paid for my trip to vegas, conference, VIP, flight, and more in one morning of good trading (today) with OA and 12631 originated advice.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I’ll see you there, but you won’t see me.

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      • blackalgo

        really? what are you V? Do you have a mask that you wear?

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      • longview

        The whole bantering back and forth about identifying you at the conference made me wonder…why is it useful for you to be anonymous anyway? Or maybe you just get a kick out of it?

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        • Dr. Fly

          Long

          Anonymity is the essence of free speech, unbridled. The Fly is a patriot.

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          • longview

            “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it”, said Voltaire. And he was French. Or french, if you prefer.

            And anyway it just occurred to me that I’m anonymous — not to your all seeing eyes of course — too.

            PS Just kidding about being willing to die for you, that’s a little over the top for me.

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  5. contrarian

    I only have 3 stocks that are up today. They are also my only dividend payers….

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  6. blackalgo

    Shit – almost bought more DATA and RUBI on the dip earlier in the day.

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  7. blackalgo

    Markets are looking for an excuse to move higher. Tomorrow is a green day. I say that with all the conviction of Fly.

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  8. therealhmmm

    OA is a stare at the opposing dugout, bases loaded, walk the fuck off homerun, night after night. Flip your gatorade bucket over in utter frustration and get the fuck off the field.

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  9. jdf

    Sheeple! You must fall in line and sally forth to the land of the fly! Pay now and be glad that you are so honored as to be allowed to attend.

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  10. j livermore

    Fly, now that some attendees will be bringing their wives and mistresses, you might want to think of having a dance floor and DJ for dancing later in the evening. I can see and hear it now “You want it…you got it…you want it…baby you got it…Just bust a move.”

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  11. speerothekid

    go go gadget profits

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  12. halloweenpleb

    well, we will sign up for Vegas if your utmost royal highness tells us what the !@#$#@$ Discount Code for the room is so that we book this trip and move on to making 400%+ on other OA calls.

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  13. Dr. Fly

    Excuse me?

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