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Ladies and Gentlemen, I Cordially Invite You

I am proud to announce we are hosting the first annual iBankCoin investors conference on November 8th, 2014, at the Encore Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada–to be hosted by The Option Addict, in addition to two special guest speakers, who will be revealed at a later date. The event will be Mc’d by Mr. Ragin Cajun and your truly will be in attendance, nothing but an innocent face in the crowd, plotting to kill those who oppose me.

If you’re interested in learning how to trade and how to leverage your accounts using options, truly, there is no better teacher than The Option Addict aka Jeff Kohler. For those who come to this site on a daily basis know of his leprechaun-like luck and SHOMP-like skills. It’s an honour for me to make this happen for him–because I know he’s looking forward to it.

There will be a VIP After Hours after-party, which comes at an additional expense. Believe you me, no corners will be cut and this will be an event to behold. This being the first annual event, I am sure many of you in this community look forward to meeting one another, perhaps kicking each other about the shins and face bones while properly inebriated.

Oh, the VIP event will be held at a suite in the MGM, to be catered and staffed, fully stocked with anything you lushes might feel like drinking.

ibc

 

NOTE: We have an early bird special going for $699/$1,699 (VIP), good for the first 50 sign ups. After that, prices go up.

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51 comments

  1. Dr. Fly

    Here is direct link to sign up
    https://ibankcoin.com/investors-conference/

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  2. mackypinky

    there better be hookers

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  3. Research Donkey

    I have studied your hands in your various instagram pictures and I think I will be able to identify you. Please indicate ahead of time what the secret and discrete handshake will be. http://youtu.be/8PI0vIn-asQ

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Here’s my strategy: Systematically go around the room forcing bear-hugs on every single attendee. At the moment I get stabbed, I yell “there he his!!”…. Outed.

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  5. aeropush

    Shall i wear a bow tie ? The reason i ask is to ward off pikers that may try a run at jean shorts to your extravaganza, thus risking banishment on site.

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  6. ripper

    Will you do the ice bucket challenge on stage?

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  7. duckkell

    If my balls werent in my wifes Louis Vuitton Id be there in a heart beat. Trouble is Im really whipped. She has most of the $$ and all of the pussy and I couldnt be happier. I trade to keep one of my vices alive and thriving – gave up booze and hookers. Thanks for the invite Fly – I would have loved to meet you.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Bring the wife. Quit being such a pussy

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      • duckkell

        Atlantis in the spring already booked. No can do this year. Unlike most of the other Gentlemen on this site, both my finances and work schedule prohibit excess. You have no idea how bad I would l love to attend. Unfortunately its just not in the cards. Please tip your glass once in my honor as I am an avid reader. And for the record, being a pussy keeps me knee deep in pussy!! Its a real conundrum.

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  8. zephler

    there is a method being hatched among myself and an associate which will reveal your identity, Mr. Tropicana….

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  9. speerothekid

    I wanna go Fly-fishing

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  10. Dr. Fly

    I don’t know whether to applaud duckell or be mad at him.

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  11. controller

    Would one admission ticket cover myself and my husband?

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  12. Trent J

    Will there be an option to upgrade the regular admission to VIP at the time of the conference? I know I will hate myself if I get there with regular admission and then don’t do the after hours. I’ll be doing all I can to clear my schedule for those dates. Hope to book this within the week.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Trent

      I am guessing yes, but no promises. If the VIP demand is high, I will reserve a bigger suite. Having said that, there are capacity limits and I doubt I will be able to upgrade the day of event. Sooner rather than later.

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  13. stringtheory

    What’s actually included in the event price?

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  14. taxmonster

    Shit – you picked an expensive hotel. Why couldn’t you do some dump like Tropicana, Excalibur or Flamingo.

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  15. dragun

    To find The Fly is very simple. He has been posting on an ongoing basis how he has been hitting the gym. Simply find the guy who looks like a kite!

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  16. taxmonster

    So here is the VIP problem and bringing the wife. She is pregnant so doesn’t drink, stay at home mom so doesn’t care about investment and only eats bowls of cereal at the moment. Not sure I can cough up 1,600 for a VIP ticket for her to cover lucky charms and water 😀

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    • sethster99

      LOL, the best part is about only eating cereal. What about pickles? I heard pregnant women crave pickles for some reason?

      I don’t think the $1000 price tag for the VIP night is to cover the cost of alcohol. Having your lady friend by your side in a VIP lounge would be good. Even if she has no idea about investing, you can still parade her around and tell everyone that the bulge in her belly is due to your strong sperm.

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  17. The Next New Cat Thing
    The Next New Cat Thing

    I would love to go, but I’m worried to find out what some of you look like in person.

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  18. bonobo smores

    What is the accommodations situation? Block of rooms at a discount? Separate from tuition? Thanks. Still making up my mind. Hoping the flash floods have subsided by then.

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  19. maximus

    HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR LOYAL GENERAL….I WILL RECLAIM ROME FOR WHAT SHE STOOD FOR…NOT THIS OUTLANDISH EXCESS

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