iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Prepare For the Grande Finale

You suckers went short again, didn’t you?

By the way, I’d like you to take note of LITB and understand what transpired today. Let this be a lesson to publicly traded executives.

TAKE SPEECH CLASSES. Learn to communicate in the language of your shareholders, for they are your future.

LITB was +10% before the conference call, based on the numbers and forward guidance. As soon as the conference call started, the shares started to trade down because of the poor audio quality, nonsensical cadence put forward by the executives and lastly a crying baby was heard on the call. A friend of mine, Chuck Bennet, who is a regular frequenter of China says it’s fairly common to walk into a bar around 11:30 pm and see babies loitering about, as their parents get drunk on rice wine.

Bottom line: I sold ZU and bought SODA, ICPT and ECOM today.

NOTE: On 9/1, the generous folks over at iBankCoin will conduct a live drawing of sorts to reward one of the annual members of either The PPT, 12631 or After Hours with Option Addict. The first prize winner will receive $1,000. Second prize is $500. to learn your raffle number, please login to one of the services and look at thew top of the page. It is there. If it’s not there, email [email protected].

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17 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    “Tennis Court” best Lorde song IMHO.

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  2. black bart

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ATu1BiOPZA

    This better bonobo’s.

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  3. Trent J

    WE”RE ON EACH OTHERS TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. bruce keller

    It’s so obvious… Torfajökull is the black swan. That Icelandic volcano is about to rip and shut down Euro air travel for a few months again.

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    • bluestar

      Black Swan will be a False Flag designed to give the Fed cover to let the stock market melt. I joke…..sort of.

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  5. ironbird

    The grande finale will be forever known by the retarded ice bucket challenge. Let them eat cake had nothing on this mindless nonsense.

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  6. longview

    My lottery number is 404. According to some very authoritative looking numerology websites I’ve just perused, this is a very auspicious number. If anyone would like to make me an offer to purchase the rights to 404, please let me know.

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  7. rahagar

    Long rice wine, short Lorde.

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  8. JStar

    LITB is a trash company run by short, lying chinese guys, who can’t even invest enough money to build a decent website to sell their cheap chinese crap. Why would you expect them to hire a nanny when they can just feed it some fake baby formula from the backroom?

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  9. the tristero

    Third prize is you’re fired.

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