I AM IN IT TO WIN IT

To hell with you and your negativity (irony abounds!). “The Fly” is into fast cars (no more than 75mph on the highways) and married women (been married for a long, long time). My largest position was caught masterbating and sent to its room without lunch today; but everything else did swell.

I bought IFON with some start-up speculation loose change, the type of currency found in between the pillows of your couch–no less than $100,000. They have a burgeoning smart phone business in South America, where they trick the indigenous folks into believing their phones are cool. As a matter of fact, they tell them it is Very Kool.

I like this play for the win.

While the market was celebrating in its decadent perversion, no one visited my pawn shoppe. As such, EZPW slid lower. That’s quite all right. I took that opportunity to offer out loans to hard pressed people at absurd interest rates, using their wedding bands and family heirlooms as collateral. With gold inching higher, MARK MY WORDS, the pawn shops are going to win and BIG.

Other than that, I produced a spartan gain of 1% today, laughing all the way to the bank.

BTW: Did I mention The PPT nailed the OVERSOLD signal to the exact low point of the market again?

Indeud.

NOTE: The NSA is unable to access Apple iPhone text messages, because they are encrypted. They do not have such problems with What’s app.

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