FB is the King at 20x sales and the stock up 23% over the past 3 months.
GOOG is the Queen. Her valuation and share price performance are irrelevant, as she will outlive the King, who is busy prepping for another stupid war.
YELP is the prince at 25 sales and the stock up 10.5% over the past 3 months.
YAHOO is the princess, who now lives off of a rich allowance, provided by her very rich husband from the east.
TWTR is the deposed King, now on the run after stealing money from loyal subjects. His final destination is undetermined and his fate is in question.
AMZN is the department of War, waging it as it deems fit, how it wants and on its own terms. It has yet to lose a battle.
NFLX owns the royal theatre, always an interesting and lively experience.
P, OPEN, TRIP and Z are part of the royal family; but are not invited into court because no one really likes them. People say hello to them only because they know the Royal family.
YOKU, QIHU, SOHU, SINA, YY and SFUN are chinese diplomats living at the royal palace. No one really knows who they are or what family they belong to, only that they are rich and very mysterious.
ZNGA and ANGI are both court jesters, with double digit gains over the past 3 months, trading less than 5x sales–clowning it up for everyone else.
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Bood, try “The Fly is God” next time you’re first.
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And I am the local miscreant about to get his penis chopped off in town square as I am now down almost 35% ytd and it’s only feb 🙂 …..time for a solid j/o sesh and some ovaltine
How?
100% short gmcr
Zuck is a genius.
I can’t even name the CEO or founder of Twtr.
In fact, there is much dispute about who the real “founder” of that company is.
No mystery surrounding FB. Zuck eats his competitors/partners/co-founders for breakfast and shits them out before dinner. Go ask the jackass WV twins.
It helps to have a Hollywood movie made about you
Somewhere out in the filth and decay a peasant is developing a killing machine.
Everything make sense now thanks
So now people never have to leave their homes as AMZN will deliver kcups of their favorite KO beverage for their GMCR keurig. This must be the utopian dreamworld us middle class people were promised in exchange for the 2009 – 2013 bailouts.
Pretty damn funny.
SHIT !!! and now it all makes sense as to why there hasn’t been any activity on my MYSPACE account. Better get with the program.
Twitter is the next myspace.
ECB needs to come thru tonight. With the twitter widows set up in the am.
genuis you be sir
Sublime musings in the midst of nighttime winter stars.
Brilliant.
CVS is a short. Since when is a fucking drugstore a healthcare venue? What horseshit.
Classic
Lol. Brilliant post.
Anyone ever hear of ZU ?
think you’re watching too much downton abbey ..that or switch to darjeeling.
How about $LNKD? The eunuch serving to the king?
Lnkd is the cardinal, uniting people under the banner of the church.
TSLA is the Royal carriage?
It is the guillotine. First used to butcher hard cheese and humanely kill livestock.
Any thoughts on AWAY?
Robin Hood and the Band of Merry Homo’s must be the cast of CNBC?
Even worse. Robin hood the homos lead by the multicultural little girls club. War on women solved.
True royals don’t have to work. It’s the serfs who must bust ass at a lowly 5x sales.
SPLK is like the NSA watching all of those jerks.
no europe grim futures doom panic sparkle blood shed leg lower today
Europe=Japan. Caution with longs, gap down surprises this year. Perhaps the new King will be deflation.