The first rule of being a stockbroker is to never think with your own pocket. Often times, young advisors make this fatal mistake and price themselves out of the big leagues. Your clients are richer than you and would prefer to send you less money, if at all possible. Very few people are chomping at the bit to send some 20 something punk out of college hordes of cash to invest in risk assets. They’ll tell you “let me talk to my wife” or “I have my money tied up in real estate.” They’re just lying to you to shut you up.
Many piker-brokers accept the poverty schtick from their multi-millionaire clients because they themselves are poor/disheveled. Some of these aspiring advisors pity their clients plights; and instead of asking for the monster order, they ask for something so small, my dog could cut a check for it.
Go big or go home. There isn’t any other game to play. You either turn your business into a cash generating machine, or you do something else.
The other day I hired someone to do a menial task at my house. After speaking with this gent for 5 minutes, I knew something was “off.” He was too smart, handled himself well, and had an impressive reportoire of vocabulary at his disposal, to be wasting time on such a small odd-job. After several days at the house, I learned that his business used to be 8x as large as it is now and how several accidents removed him from the path of glory. He spoke of a golden era when he had crews and limousine car phones (the 1980’s) and flew around the country to cater to high net worth clients. All of that, and more, are now nothing more than a faded memory. I could tell by the way he tip-toed around price that he was struggling and gave him a handsome tip for it.
The truth is, I was sad for him and feared his position, for it could happen to anyone, even me. A series of unfortunate events can transpire that can turn success into defeat. If you let the spirit die, well then, you will be singing the same tune about a golden era when you used to be someone important.
Now is the time to try your hand at life, become successful, ask that woman out on a date–do something. Otherwise, you’ll be shining shoes one day, regretting the time wasted when you were young and full of energy and supposed to be building a future, but instead opted to play with your balls.
Oh, by the way, NSTG is soaring and if you were a member of The PPT, you would have seen this message after my partial sale.
Instead of trying to play gotcha with me, why don’t you listen to what I am trying to tell you?
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some more wisdom being imparted from le Fly … good stuff
Fly, I have a friend looking to place a mill plus .. u taking any new money?
Monsieur le Fly’s time machine
and a close-up
Juice
I do not commingle internet money with real life.
Thanks.
The Fly does not lie. A fact proven over time. Pay attention.
the poverty shtick is my go to play when I am getting pitched risky bull. I really hate the pitches for high commission products that are somehow better than the low commission product I am already in.
Great post.
where’s zombie at? 🙁
I could rip my head off when I think back how much time I have wasted playing with my balls. great post fly.
where is fuckface Fabio?
He’s been banned.
“I do not commingle internet money with real life”….AKA i do not actually manage real money, I run a shitty finance blog….
WTF?
Do you not have anything better to do?
Here we go again.
Some of you people just suck. Period.
so does that mean the real life customers do not even know about ibankcoin?
My master plan was to move the millions accumulated thru OA into your management. 🙁
Anonymous
Your 2nd life persona must be getting quite frustrated with BALT. Weird that there does not appear in the short term, to my novice eyes, to be an immediate connection between BDI and the underlying equities. ie. BDI up this am and BALT nosedived at the open.
BALT thinly trades, its a victim to it. Peoples are starting to say “shipping” in the media. You can tell people keep sizing in sizing out by the price action…dont be a puss
seems to always open lower and claw its way back, being hammered overseas ?
I know a lot of people averaged in at on all the pullbacks. A few ppl I talk to took some of the table in the recent run up the past week. There was a lot of weak money in it for a while IMO
It’s up over 3% on what is one of the largest red days we had in a while.
Great Post….One of your best.
Great call on nstg…I am all over dry ships
Reminds me of a great quote:
I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not fear, but he who conquers that fear.
– Nelson Mandela
Translation: Don’t be a wuss, get out there and do something!
Fly, when are we going to get the Wolf of Wall St story? Getting closer to opening day.
Great post Fly. A few years ago you did a post and asked how are you going to bank coin.Well I took it to heart and rented out my in demand city home and moved to a less costly country jurisdiction temporarily. We did bank some badly needed coin and soon will be able to return to our city home.You
don’t always have to change things permanently- just for awhile sometimes
to sort stuff out.
cheers
John Greenleaf Whittier: “For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: “It might have been!”
Do u work for a firm?
I work for myself.
And u don’t accept new money? Never heard of that
Clearly you don’t understand regulatory pickle it would be to accept money derived from here into a real book
Help me understand what the issue would be. It would be great to hear from a regulatory enforcement expert on the matter.
A greater, more tangible problem as I see it is working from home with no support staff.
Does one pitch a client from the vestibule, whilst listening to rapped music, or simply engage him in the breakfast nook? LOL. What if a sconce light burns out mid-negotiation? Deals off?!?
It shouldn’t concern you at all, whether I accept money or not is my own business.
You’re simply being a kitchen bitch, gossip whore.
I am not a regulatory expert per se and I don’t think I said I was. As a professional what I do know is, He wants to maintain anonymity, second if he starts accepting money from here it can be viewed as a form of solicitation etc. and all would have to be maintained & documented for compliance purposes if your into running a proper shop. bro.
How would I maintain my anonymity if I accepted Internet money?
I have money. I don’t need more from here.
You must be clawing back close to yearly highs with NSTG, BALT & GMCR Fly.
the one trade I didn’t follow – NSTG. Why? because AMTD wouldn’t let me place the order without calling. And I hate calling. Would have been a very profitable phone call.
At some point Ibankers will be holding enough Balt that it will move quick on the upside
Hat tip to Fly, I cashed out my NSTG today for 40% gain, yes I had to call my broker, but well worth it.
If I can help it, Fabio will never read nor comment on this site again. It’s not that I don’t think he’s a capable person, able to converse with others here on the site. He might even be a good stock picker.
But the fact remains, I do not like him. I consider this my virtual home and feel at liberty to discard those who do not show the proper respect due, as this is my house.
So, yes, BANNED. Will I strike again: of course. But why? Because that’s how order is maintained here, else the zoo animals would run amuck and no one would enjoy the site.
BALT is all I have today. China has turned agin me.
By the way, DisneyWorld is a god forsaken place. I have spent days here baffled….standing purely in bafflement.
baffled by what exactly??
Obviously i will insult you with any sort of real reply but suffice to say it is to me much like visiting a ranch with late-stage beef cattle. I could expand on the analogy but it is vast in its similarities.