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A word of caution for you, the reader class:

In all of my years operating this place of financial hegemony did I tolerate snarkiness, inquisitiveness and most certainly not disrespect. I will ban you from existence. Its not a plain ban that will be punched into your faces, but a full site ban (let it simmer for 7 seconds), one that will redirect you to a man who will teach you what you need to be told. Remember, I am not here to make a career out of the internet, nor am I here to please you. I am here out of the goodness of my black heart, a heart that has seen the very worst of mankind and could recognize the character traits of the very worst just by reading a few comments. Do not test me.

Back to the market:

Momo names are being deballed and tossed into refrigerators to be eaten later. Solar, homies, 3-d, you name it: CHOPPED.

Lucky for me, two of 5 of my largest positions are green: NSTG and BALT, putting me +1.3% for the day. I sold out of some NSTG at the opening tick, as disclosed inside of The PPT. I will keep the remainder of my position until the stock breaks $18.

As for BALT: it is merely fulfilling its ultimate destiny, just like many of you twirling down the sewer pipe of humanity. BALT is a winner and will trade higher. Like taxes and death, this is something that I am very confident in saying: see you at $7.