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JAPAN HAS GONE COMPLETELY INSANE TO THE UPSIDE

Samurai sword to your face…dog.
BOOM

The Japanese are running hard and strong. Soon enough they will invade neighboring Asian countries and make them slaves, concubines, for the warriors who deserve to be honored. All of your nonsense is now rendered to be worthless. Go play with your balls, play with your nose, just don’t play with my market.

Up we go, like a hot air balloon attached to a god damned space rocket.

500 POINTS IN YOUR STUPID FACE.

Yeah, I’m long WETF.

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16 comments

  1. Marc David

    Unreal

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  2. ultramarine

    BANZAI !!! M?sukoshi kokain hikidasu!!! ?????????????

    (Should translate into: Bring out more cocaine!)

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    • ultramarine

      Darn, the hiragana characters were converted to question marks. Also the first word should have been Mosukoshi.

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  3. DJMarcus

    been holding dxj for a bit… went from up ~20%, to down ~8%, and will be back up tomorrow… trades worse than the faz-mobile.

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  4. Willy Wonka's Little Green Men
    Willy Wonka's Little Green Men

    Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo
    I have a samurai, what will I do?
    Cut off your eggroll for Godzilla’s stew.
    Now we go Kamakazi on our stock market too!
    (runs off with midget legs exit to the far east to save Wonka’s Willy from samurais who want chocolate)

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    • Willy Wonka's Little Green Men
      Willy Wonka's Little Green Men

      EUR/JPY is running faster than our little oompa loompa legs!

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  5. JonoJohnson

    Fly, WETF is crudhing DXJ, but is that the main catalyst? Their ETFs do what theyre suppose to do more than others… DXJ got alot of love when Nikkei what on the rise, do you like them as a fundamental play or buy out spec?

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  6. TheBigSpooky

    Call me old fashioned, but I look forward to some distant future where the markets do their own thing – listening but not slave to bureaucrats and policymakers. Every market, every move, every thesis seems to derive from understanding where central bank policy is going to be next month, next year. For someone who has made a living off traditional accounting and fundamental trading this environment is exhausting.

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  7. charles c

    wetf upgrade..flying,,for the win

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  8. charles c

    pain for BBRY pigeons owww

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  9. MasterCraftsman
    MasterCraftsman

    fwiw, Accenture, disappoints, cuts outlook, ie, similar to IBM, which is down, and as mentioned, IBM believes it’s rookie sales who can’t close contracts, whereas it’s obvious if u read accentures cc, no big growth on horizon, all maintenance stuff

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  10. JV

    OOPS. Futures headed south just as everyone gets bullish again. Imagine that.
    Non farm payrolls and earnings season. The rest is noise.

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  11. jimmyjeblonski

    Flying? All my stuff is down. I must be a total asswipe.

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