iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I WILL HAMMER YOUR FACE

You people really need to stop it with the snarky, holier than thou, attitudes. I’ve been doing this crap for over 15 years and have always managed to make coin in the market. The notion that– “oh, looky here, everyone is bullish, so of course the market is going down” is so smug and unbecoming. It’s the exact opposite of how you should be thinking, not only as an investor, but a human being.

Having said that, it just so happens that I lit a stack of M-80’s yesterday and forgot to throw them. Now my hand is gone. My positions are seemingly lower. TLT is down. Where’s Ben?

This can all get very frustrating when the market doesn’t adhere to every single request.

But none of this is important, compared to the giant story of the day: BBRY.

The shares are slipping down into a crevasse and might never come back. Canada has humiliated herself, yet again. First gold and now this comes to light. This is so ridiculous words cannot express how badly Canada deserves to be attacked by an alien force and quarantined from the rest of the world.

As for the overall market: as an investor in several degenerate names, I can only hope and pray to the new gods and the old for some relief. Odds are we all get crucified into the bell, however.

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22 comments

  1. fake zombie

    I would be honnoured(sic) to be smashed in the face with a hammer by the FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. bobbin4apples

    I consider $NKE a report that spells out the global economy. Consumer spending is down.

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  3. Maria Sharapova

    Fly is still god in my eyes

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  4. bugatti

    Regarding Canada, it’s all McCullough’s fault. Do you see his ongoing war with CNBC?

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  5. dae42

    All the bears who have consistently surmised everyone is too bullish on stocks are now drowning in a sea of gold and platitudes.

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  6. Jon Roberts

    I’d still be honored to share my cocaine with you

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  7. Jules

    Canada may have humiliated itself but at least we don’t have to worry about gun toting criminals strung out on bath salts looking to invade our homes.

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  8. TraderCaddy

    Have to like the PM stock action the last couple of days.
    Gold sinks and the stocks go up.
    Classic.
    Fly- Cover your AEM short.

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  9. flyaway18

    On down days, CLIR and CNDO are up lol….I just may buy the Devil’s picks but I was hoping for an update from him on these spec holdings. Based on what I can see, there would be no reason for him to sell.

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  10. flyaway18

    Also, it’s unfortunate that the internets are strewn with people who can’t think or write constructively. Posting inane comments is their only avenue for expressing their idiocy.

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    • Jon Roberts

      Rather ironic given your substantive comment posted above

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  11. The Fly

    My prayers have been answered.

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  12. Jules

    King Fly do you like JBLU?

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  13. Spicule

    We’re gonna need more cocaine….

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  14. SPEEROTHEKID

    Ugh, nailed the description there. Those daft, smug cunts.

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  15. Jules

    yes sir

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  16. jimmyjeblonski

    In Canada, the supreme court
    judges aren’t appointed by politicians. The names are
    forwarded by the Law
    Society and then rubber stamped. That’s why our supreme court never humiliates us.
    We’re also really good at hockey and astronauts.

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  17. Maple Leaf Forever
    Maple Leaf Forever

    At least we’re not Texas, eh?

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  18. Hockey guy

    The fly loves Canucks . He only teases us because we are easy pickings right now. He will buy buy the tsx when the time is right

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