As if he ever left.
According to the market, there isn’t anything to fear. Fear itself, as is always the case, was the culprit. The facts on the ground dictated otherwise and all we needed was a little prodding to get going again.
Into the melt up, I recovered almost all of my losses. However, if I possessed the conviction of a man with purpose, like a bank robber or serial killer, I would’ve made a fortune. All of the elements were present: cash, balls, cheap stocks. Yet, I opted to wait. Well, I waited one day too long and now must depend on the ignorance of others to allow me to “get liquid” into a cartoonish tape.
AMBA is the next stock to go. I’m also confident that the gods will bless me with splendour, long IMMR. They’ve been smiling upon me since I was young, watched over me as I conducted myself like a complete goon. But that’s the past. We shall not delve into such unpleasantness.
What are you dog brained folks buying? Do you still like AAPL? Are you catching the golden knife? The world wants to know.
In honour of all that is good and just, spread the iBankCoin word. Go to your neighbours stupid house and demand that they “educate themselves on the inner-workings of the markets and global economics, by going to iBankCoin.com.” Failure to adhere to your demands should result in an immediate haymaker to his/her scrotum.
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Chess is the most dedicated blogger I’ve ever seen. He’s such a great add to iBC.
Agree. Fantastic edition.
swhc, immr, bbry, vhc, intc, hov, gluu
my apologies professor le fly, no appl – & the market seemingly agrees
aapl*
Japan via EWJ DXJ if Ben is really back. They will talk dove when we dump then hawk when we rip. Could be a trading range going forward.
And yet another worthless shit post from fake Amish truly the biggest shit head on the web
You resort to name calling and ad hominem attacks? Weak! Bring your A-game!
SVXY ’til I die.
Yep, I sold VIX vol around 18-20
Selling high volatility in fierce selloffs is a good move when one is unsure what stocks to buy or add.
…”haymaker to his/her scrotum”
Fly, I have always envisioned the haymaker as more of a big overhand punch, or maybe a wild, un-disciplined sidewinder coming in from the periphery.
The sack punch is sort of its own animal. Definitely more of upper cut, I think, to reach its intended target.
I think the Fed does more QE in 2014 than they do this year. There will never be an exit.
You’d have to crouch real low then throw it to hit scrotum
That could work.
I do love, though, that you are perfectly willing to distribute sack punches to all of the major sexes; no letting the chicks off easy.
When referring to the chicks, the sack punch reverts to a “cunt punt”.
HTGC
The Devil nailed every turn in the last 14 days…
I’m beginning to think he really is the father of lies himself. Uncanny.
He and his calls are sicker than sickle cell. Metaphorically speaking. Belly of the Beast in here. Triple 6’ing the market like he’s possessed or something.
NICK GAIN PCC GBDC
oh yeah and GLD (when the metal has a 6 handle)
Cash for Gold
I will take your unwanted GOLD!!
(disclaimer, no longer willing to part with cash for gold, but we do provide pokemon cards and beanie babies in trade instead).
Riding my TSLA into space.
still in clne, wprt, n other natty plays, but i likes me some goooold!, but it could go lower. but as u said the ben is back… so is gold then. got it punk…i could be wrong. me re plays r zoomin. (just 3) so we sit in anticipation ? i will be out before they see me in. ok, back to leave it to beaver, ward was a little tough on the beave last night.
was gonna say i put my money were my mouth is, but then i thought about strip clubs… who knows were my mouth has been?
Is it a beaver you left it to?
frack it all GSJK USAC mind the divy lads as you wait
Back in the ol days when I worked in the carnival, I would catch a golden knife right in the crack.
Buying AAPL tomorrow on the gap down.
In today’s world you’ve caught a black knife held by a management group in disarray. Re: crack, see Grand Canyon.
haha you guys are fighting about your trillions in debt while I drive my Bugatti into space ( Yes, I have a car that can drive in no gravity you ugly serfs) and pour Pellegrino into my toilet bowl just to see the effects of my logs crystallize with bubbles when they plop into the bowl.
Real talk.
Carlos Slim is my son, and I am his father. I am 450 years old.
Wackjpb
JAKE THE RAKE
I can no longer protect you. The benefactor of our site, BEAS, has taken a disliking to you and has demanded your immediate removal, escorted to the bowels of the Greg Solomon Academy for Etiquette in learning how to lose.
Sorry.
Well done! An insult to Rob Carl is an act deserving of a ban if there ever was one.
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo Look out for Beas, he’s coming for you.
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee
Ibankcoin, Jake won’t see.
What do you call a rake named Jake?
Bit by a snake and fell in the lake…
Turns out his insults were mean and he was fake.
now he can eat DOO… instead of…. eating….. cake
What else is a man to do?
Oompa Loompa…..
Doopity Doo
(tips hat and runs off stage left with the rest of the Little Green “oompa Loompas”)
http://news.yahoo.com/detroit-em-axes-council-head-union-pacts-agency-011646965.html
This could ripple the bond markets a wee bit.
MCP revenge trade…friday we fly
DFT started in it today
CYTK getting added to the Russell Global Index tomorrow, mentioned it 5 days ago. Since then, they’ve struck a partnership with Astellas.
Been taking my profits from Google day trades to buy more Apple shares…crazy I know but it feels right
Lol @ “if I possessed the conviction of a man with purpose, like a bank robber or serial killer”