Because bonds are up, feel free to get drunk and buy stocks. Do so with reckless abandon. Kick your dogs and neighbors, then bury his cats in the yard while investing in Goldman Sachs.
Look at me, do I look scared? I am about to leverage myself to the hilt, frantically buying stocks that are ‘good’ because I’ve seen the future.
I’ve been to the future and it is joyous, splendid almost. The market is in its infancy of winship, spurred on by men with deep pockets and long arms.
If GS doesn’t hit $160 within 2 weeks, I will cut my penis off.
Ah, I can’t wait to book my profits and buy a Maserati, throw money into the fire pit for sport.
Until then, “The Fly” will be plugging away, watching the Risk Appetite Index, confident as a hungry lion inside of a room filled with newly wed gay guys.


Not sure you have time for frivolity of this nature, but any read on GDX being up 1.44% while GLD is taking another dive to new lows, down 1.25%? Not clear to me, if I was considering buying gold miners, whether that relative strength is saying something or whether the miners are all screwed and will follow GLD down shortly.
silver is flat to slightly up and many of them mine silver, plus it could just be a short selling rally.
you are both wrong. logic does not exist in the markets. trust your instincts
What do your instincts say?
What’s your thought on APOL. Positive earnings, cash of 1.1 bln, 270 mln in liabilities, market cap of 1.9 bln?
I will also lose my penis if BBRY doesn’t perform tomorrow.
likewise
market will go down signficantly from now until the end of september. mark my words.
go hibernate with the rest of the bears
When all of you start chopping cocks, will you be kind enough to donate them to CAP for consumption?
anyway you cut it, it was a fun week to trade…i’ll be back in cash before the close
Is it safe to buy O and some of the other Reits?
Gold just broke 1200 $DGLD to the moon…
How can nobody be talking about the absolute train wreck in gold? This is a generation crash that we’re witnessing. 8 out of 9 days gold is down BIG
I think it bottoms today, at least ST. Let it be known that anonymous commenter “Mister Jinx” has made this gutsy call on this 27th day of June in the year 2013.
Fly, please rank your bloggers in order of best to worst, im sure you already know the order in your head
A Maserati is a good choice for a gentleman, despite a few reliability issues. Very good looking cars to my eyes. Not flashy, but understated elegance.
I saw a gentleman in a nice Aston Martin convertible the other day. I must admit that from a distance, it looked like a Pontiac or something. Not what I would choose to spend that sum of money on.
Mrs Fly does not approve this post.
Stocktwits ST50 going behind paywall. Never really followed it but interesting.
Maserati makes a beautiful automobile. My favorite in fact. I think we are up for an ugly close
almost ripped my my vaginal mesh today, buying gold. @1200 (calls)
105@ 14.40 calls gld, oct 13
Do you still hold FRO? It doesn’t go up with market.
I hope the boys at GS read this post and instruct their bots to keep their stock below 150 for the next 2 weeks.
that would be 160 of course
you juts want to see Fly’s penis leave his body, is it just the penis or the balls go with it ???
Its always been cock and balls man!
I was tempted to take profits today because I am holding BBRY going into earnings and I was looking for a buffer in case the shorts are right. I held out from selling some winners in case I need a lot more upside. Anyone else holding BBRY?
I will eat my own cock if the Dow closes above 9000.
I would love to watch that.
Oh by the way, start eating.
Tomorrow is the end of the 2nd quarter, we might get some profit taking on the back of this impressive 4 day rally.