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LET THE SUMMER RALLY BEGIN!

I want the rally to begin, even though it isn’t summer yet. I want stocks that are supposed to be in receivership skyrocketing to new highs amidst elaborate expectations. I want the NSA to include killing all short sellers as part of their god given mandate to protect America.

Look people, get worked up all you want about the NSA and the Federal Reserve, pissed off at the beard of Benjamin Bernanke, but you’re never gonna change anything. You’ve lost your balls in the Vietnam war and the plutocracy will behave as they like, do as they feel, to protect their interests. A small pleb, such as yourself, might find his time better spent by scanning for new stocks to buy, taking advantage of the gravy train we know as “the stock exchange.”

As predicted, Japan went suicidal to the upside, breaking the prospective necks of anyone who bet against THE BOJ. Due to this convenient occurrence, I expect to make coin in WETF and MTU today.

My top pick, for the day, is AMBA, based upon the opinions of my urinal shadows.

As an aside, after the monsoon stops in central NJ, I am going to head on over to the local mechanic to have my brakes fixed.

Until then, I’ll be hanging out in The PPT and 12631 trading arenas.

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18 comments

  1. Ohthe BOMB

    What happened to “Sell in May”?

    http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2013/05/01/

    “That being said, we’re still going down in May.”

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    • The Fly

      The market informed me that it wasn’t going to happen. I could either dig in my heels and lose money, or join the orgy.

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  2. bugatti

    what does the Fly drive these days (no Impala)?

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  3. charles c

    get those educ stocks…..coco

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  4. razorsedge

    wow, Im in the bear camp. the fed notes are at best bleak. (imho)

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    • THEY'LL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
      THEY'LL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

      Why would you be a bear in this sort of environment? Markets are clearly going up, and everyone around the world would rather have their money in the US dollar / stock market rather than whatever shitty currencies and markets they trifle in back home.

      God Bless America

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      • antagonist

        If that’s true, then wouldn’t everyone who wanted to buy have already bought?

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  5. joe

    when the TLT gets to 109, I’m buying with both hands

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  6. charles c

    FIO….dog stock alert…somethings up…watch it

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  7. charles c

    TNGO…my pick of the week..working so far

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  8. dash

    ANFI reported. Looks solid on top line and EBITDA. Basic EPS lower quarter over quarter. Fully diluted EPS higher. Annual numbers were much better: using 35.7 million fully diluted shares, adjusted earnings per share was $0.59 in fiscal 2013 compared to $0.33 in fiscal 2012.
    Stock moving down.

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  9. Mr.Partridge

    Solars…. to the sun…
    LEDS nice move this morning

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