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Barely Up

Over the past two trading sessions, “The Fly” has grossly under performed the indices thanks to a series of “one off” events. My holdings in FRO, IMMR and ANFI have all taken hits, for one reason or another, which has stifled my returns, withholding fortune that is owed to me, by right. Instead of lamenting about it, searching for answers amongst the sands of Wall Street, I patiently wait for the turn.

The turn when jive turkey white men stop holding my FRO down. A day when “HAPTICS” is not only a household term, but something quoted during graduation speeches across the planet. A day when rice becomes so scarce, people will eat rubber and wood in its place.

I long for all of these things. Whether or not they will happen is another story.

In light of the NSA scandal, foreign based internet companies might draw appeal from speculators. I like BIDU, YNDX, YOKU, SOHU and maybe even REDF for a gamble.

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12 comments

  1. ripper

    To enhance my paranioa, I am really thinking now that Snowden is just a gov informant, deployed by secret agencies, to filter out regime opponents.

    everyone who signs this petition: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/ will be hanged on independence day.

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  2. Mike

    dam Honkey muthafuckas!!

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  3. razorsedge

    bot some vix calls, but not enough to matter.

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  4. Bravo

    What’s up with WETF? Eating gravel on a Nikkei surge…

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  5. charlie

    No self-respecting man with a luxurious fro leaves the residence without copious amounts of precious metal on one’s person. Get dat AG.

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  6. Trading_Nymph

    OK Somebody last Week caused that lame sell off of the USD/JPY on Thursday. They got such a good entry point from it. They are doing it again today with the rally in the eur/usd…THERE is no REASON why it should be up today, except to shake out weak hands…grrrrrr. lol.

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