Cropped from the direct descent of actual leprechauns in Ireland, possessors of great wealth and fortune, it is my birthright to drink excessively today, as well as tomorrow. The House of Fly is dressed in green and the pantries are well stocked with stout, corned beef, potatoes and cabbage.
Dare I say, you don’t have to be Irish to enjoy this wonderful holiday. Immerse yourself in the splendour that is the culture of Ireland; get drunk and say something stupid.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Jycofhny0 603 500]All you other fuckers can go, naturally, fuck yourselves.
Cheers.
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Happy St Pattys Day….Pal
Fly, whats your honest opinion of Budweiser in the can???
White trash.
Smidwicks, Guinness or Sam Adams on St Paddys
Fucking blasphemy.
Single Malt Scotch too, naturally.
what about bud light platinum?
Bud Light? It’s like making love at the beach, it’s fuckin’ near water.
Bud Light? Are fcking kidding me? Any sucka paying $2.50 for a can of diuretic is either someone trying to get Lasix on the cheap, or a college student. Either way you shouldn’t be trading stocks and asking if it’s ok to drink Bud Light on St. Paddy’s day. Here’s a simple answer. It’s NEVER OK to drink Bud Light….unless you are constipated or have congestive heart failure.
Haha, bud is for easy drinking. If you’re thirsty as hell, a dark beer is not the best choice. And if you gorged at a decadent seafood dinner, a light beer is preferable. Sam adams is trash – I bought a twelver of that once, biggest waste of my money ever.
Yo sizzlechest. Any true Irishmen knows it’s Smithwick’s (pronounced Smitick’s). Now drop down, gimme 20, and pound a Stoudt like a real man.
Budweiser is just disgusting. Especially after losing beer pong:)
You don’t lose beer pong. Well, I don’t…
I said to a fat girl today, “You’re a big girl!” She replied, “Tell me something I don’t know.” I said, “Salad tastes nice”
Funny ass tweet I came across
LOLOL I love all of the above, smidwicks especially, but damn I love Budweiser. Fuck NASCAR btw, white trash at its finest.
Yessir. Budweiser. On the beach, gotta go for the bud light. Keeps the beer belly trimmer. While inland, on hot days, bud light lime.
Busch Light on the beach and doing yard work. All other occasions call for nothing but a good microbrew of your preferred style.
YOU FUCKING SOUTHERNERS HAVE NO TASTE IN BEER
bahahaha straight out of fairfield county. I’ll dip my hands in good ol’ bourbon too.
I’m going to drink so much “Smidicks” and Jameson tomorrow that I puke all over the street and pick a fight with every dude I see. Just like the good old days, while screaming “I have to embrace your fucking cultures all fucking year now embrace mine!” I will then urinate in public while singing “Danny Boy, “Finnegan’s Wake,” “Green Fields of France,” “The Rocky Road to Dublin,” “Fields of Athenry,” and “Black Velvet Band.” If I’m harassed by the police I will get the masses to chant “BOBBY SANDS, BOOBY SANDS!”
One day a year when I don’t have to apologize for my genetic superiority when it comes to drinking and revelry, nor my violent demeanor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfsgHyymG8E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLZRWNdGCUc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbEi5_w8Vzs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKn-9Q3TalA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDwlGbEcJ6Y
Póg ma thoin motherfuckers!
Also, don’t forget to say “Fuck England” after every drink.
After listening to some of that shit, I’d have to say “Fuck Ireland”.
How about we say “Fuck Whitney, Dianna AND Michael ?”
You obviously want to fuck all of Ireland’s men. You should denote that “I’d have to say ‘I’ll Fuck Ireland’s Men'” You probably from the south so it’s okay, I understand.
And my drunk Irish ass would say “Fuck You!”
$ABV
While MD 20/20 is my fortified wine of choice, I’ll try to get in the St. Patrick’s day spirit and imbibe some of this instead…
http://bit.ly/FOvbpm
I fully expect the corkage fee at dinner to be waived, since this does not actually have a cork.
@ Fly, You cannot be Irish and not fight! So go drink and punch Steve your neighbor.
I just opened a fine 18 yr old bottle of Jameson, so the first toast is to you, your ancestors and everyone at IBC.
Cheers
Maccallan for me
their 18yr is probably my favorite Scotch
Did Steve move?
Tullamore dew for me. I really hate corned beef and cabbage.
Everyman deserves his dew.
Tiocfaidh ár lá !
Oh, pantries! I thought it said panties…
I saw a bumper sticker on a hillbilly jacked up pickup that said, “Jack’em up high. Fat girls can’t jump”.
Erin Go Braless !
Interesting that an Irish song mentions the Polka several times. I guess 100 years ago everyone was so broke that they shared the same dances.
It would be nice if the 1:30 of silence was editted off at the end.
Mid December in the hood, ( 9 months after St. Paddys’ ) :
http://youtu.be/vt2i0ts-uck
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Enjoy the festivities, but remember we are fighting against depictions of Leprachauns in the media both day and night !
(Not to be confused with the Lollipop Guild)
Here is one such slander in a major movie.
http://youtu.be/USKaDV4yZcw
PS. Coco has a fucking FAT ASS, we could use it for parking and bicycles !
happy beer day yo!
Guiness and other fine Diageo DEO products marketed as irish are made at the Moosehead brewery in Canada…contract brewing…Enjoy your Canadian stouts sheep
Your like that guy who always fucks up a good time with random bullshit facts.
You’re….A Game…
Go easy on the lad. He’s been drinking and already partly in the bag.
B game is permissible on St Paddy’s day.
and remember, you can’t drink all day unless you start in the mornin’
who gots some celtic heartlands?
Got me some Celtic Heartons !
I can’t believe that I am being entertained from fucking DJ’s to Leprechauns, isn’t anyone fucking interested in stocks anymore?
What’s to discuss? Just empty the bank account into FAS and get rich.
Gint! WTF! You haven’t said a fucking word about gold or silver in 3 days!
he rented a truck to go pick up his physical in person,on the way back he has to pickup the beef
So Budweiser is white trash…what about Old Milwaukee? My ex-girlfriends drunkard dad used to drink that crap every single day. Guinness is good but I prefer some Yuengling. Btw Fly, just got back from Universal…Yuengling and a turkey leg is damn good!
PBR.
When I was in school that shit was cheaper than Coca-Cola.
Olympia for the PAC-NW white trash, brah!
Universal was cool. Did you go on that mummy ride?
Yes, a couple times. The Rip Ride Rocket too. I didn’t realize they video you while on the ride. The facial expressions are hilarious.
All you single-malt pussies need to drink some Jameson’s…straight out of the bottle.
It will put some hair on your chest!
I’d never date a girl who drinks Jameson’s. But, there are a whole bunch of redneck posters on here who urinate in public when they’re not sending drivel.
Jamesons’ a lot smoother than Jack, but I prefer Jack.
http://youtu.be/ZPQmenzr8zY
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Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
hum, ragin posted a great idea for today, new holiday ideas, lol
I just airdropped 100,000 diamondbacks and other assorted rattlers over Dublin, Cork, Kerry, Wicklow and county fudgetunnel.
Oh yes I said yes I said yes oh yes or some such shit.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Fly and all of iBC! Sláinte!
Thank you. We’re on the pigs back now.
the corned beef is in da pot,and after a while longer,so will aye.happy st.paddys to all the irish folks on this gorjus drunkin day,and may all yur beer farts smell like cabbage.
St. Paddy day joke–
2 Irishment walked out of a bar…..
Even though an Orangeman, I’ll hoist a few tonight for our green clad brethren.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peep_o%27_Day_Boys
BRA celebrates St. Patty year ’round, so I’ll take a break fro’ me stout fer e fein Shock Top (Belgian White).
BTW: St. Patrick would mention i pint hoove etiquette on ya anglophobes, tho’, that, modernly, ye flags a union.
He’e me neow:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Flag
I’m enjoying a twelve pack of Milwaukees Best.
I saw where the Vatican came out with a cologne. http://www.ucanews.com/2012/03/15/pope-orders-his-own-personal-eau-de-cologne/
Some of the new scents are:
Bubblegum
Froot Loops
Any scent that attracts young boys
Low Blow ,
Do we bother you on Gay Day ?
Happy St. Patrick’s day
Fuck England !
Just enjoyed the best St. Patty’s Day on earth right here in Savannah, GA. ANY and all light beers suck. My aunt was a big wig architect back in 1983 when we visited her in Denver. She showed us the plans for the new Coors Light plant being built over the next ridge from the original plant. It had supply pipes coming in from the Coors plant and then some extra pipes for all the water added to the original to make it “light”. All light beers should be sold for half price. When my allergies can take it, I love IFO wheat ale. Mostly Vodka and a homemade “streamed” soda.
that’s a diet sure to take 10 years off your life..I actually first read it as our panties are full of corned beef and cabbage. yum!