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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Life is Better on the Weekends

I’m cutting out soon to attend my son’s graduation ceremony. I see the market sucking dick and all I can think of “it was a good week.” I made more than 10% this week; what more can I ask for? I try to ignore the bullshit, whilst snacking on random items. So what the market is down 100!? Didn’t you know the weekend is coming? Geez, anything can happen, literally. For all we know, 0.15% of the Greek population might take to the streets demanding more free shit.

Look you, I have very little patience for people who think small. I’m not into every tick like I used to. Believe me when I say “people evolve as traders.” I used to be you, but now I’m me. See how that works? Winshippery.

I must say, I’ve been without alcohol or caffeine for 3 weeks now and feel better than ever. Part of me believes coffee is a fucking poison, like cigarettes, fucking with peoples chemistry. The other part wants to drink an entire pot of coffee, chased by a jug of wine. “The Fly” is stronger than you and is immortal, so don’t try to rebuke any of my assertions.

Oh, by the way, I got TZOO coming out of my ears in my personal account. That stock wants to rip heads off and shit down necks, in that order. Also, while eating oatmeal (NO SUGAR, NO MILK-HORSE STYLE), I added to DHI. The homies have bottomed.

Have a great day and try to avoid muderholes, best you can.

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89 comments

  1. scott

    Congrats on Graduation!

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    • scott

      No caffeine? Can I have your thousands of unused Keurig canisters?

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      • muktukchuck

        Sans alcohol and caffeine? — has Senor embraced the Mormon faith ala Mit Romney? BTW what the Hell kind of name is Mit?

        I will be enjoying several fine Camus vintages this weekend. Trade well!

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  2. Real Texan

    I’m long TNA from 74.00. We have hit bottom.

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  3. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    HAHAHAHHAHAHA fucking horse style….love it. Do use a feeder bag or a bowl?

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  4. discoordinated

    Duke!

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  5. Bullish

    Cigarettes ARE POISEN!

    Do you get more sleep now that you don’t have the caffeine?

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  6. jg

    horse-style rules; berries ok

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  7. University Dean

    Graduation is very unlike your ilk.

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  8. the man

    I would call it the IBC nose bag.

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  9. carnahan

    I didn’t know you can win friggin’ lotto and still collect food stamps. Sharpen the pitchforks brothers! http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304657804576401412033504294.html?mod=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read

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  10. Yabollox

    Weekends are good! My positions don’t go down during those days. (usually)

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  11. Mick

    Fuck You Shorts, You’re Dead…… oh no they are alive !!!!!

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    • Trading Nymph

      I feel happy…ala Monty P Holy Grail. For protest, I believe england will be hitting the streets soon, read about their plans about a week or so ago.

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  12. James

    I feel like today is a gift. I’m going long here for the trip to 1300 next week. Have a good weekend Fly and all.

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  13. Hawaiifive0

    Congrats on your son’s graduation!

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  14. hitter

    Gee, there must be some bad refiner news out or coming. Anyone have a clue?

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  15. Mick

    everybody sold wnr on the short squeeze / upgrade a couple days ago right ? what an amazing gift that was

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  16. nomercy

    Nicely done Mr. Fly. Have fun with your son tonight, what else is more important…

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  17. Johnny2time

    Fed QE policy = higher stock prices.
    Fed no QE policy = lower stock prices.

    Get it yet?

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  18. LD

    I can relate. Gave up coffee 3 weeks ago. One day of withdrawal headaches and after that fine. But if I drink anything with caffeine in it I have a headache again the next day. There’s always the devilish part of me though that wants a big steamin’ cup of jo again. But I agree, it’s poison. I used to live on coffee. It seems to give you energy but it’s actually sucking it.

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  19. norcal

    Breakfast of champions = Oatmeal + Whey Protein drink

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    • JakeGint

      To complete the rush to the porcelein throne, why not throw in an 8-ball of cocaine?

      ________

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      • Trading Nymph

        Breakfast of the Nymph…Cereal, Green Tea and Three hard boil egg whites, yolks get thrown away…best source of protein there is imho without killing anything.

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  20. go2jupiter

    Iced coffee is a staple part of my diet in the summer. (no sugar)

    there was some study done on spiders and their ability to weave webs after given a dose of various drugs

    on caffeine the spiders drug was most erratic, and if I remember that was vs. LCD, Cocaine ect

    Good stuff.

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    • go2jupiter

      the spiders WEB was most erratic

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    • THE BUG

      Incoherent. You ment to say the spiders WORK was most erratic. And I’m sure LCD should be LSD.

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      • THE BUG

        GEEZ!!!!!!!

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        • go2jupiter

          I meant to say WEB

          all of the spiders did their work. the caffeine web was erratic as it did not resemble a web at all, while the others did

          Yeah, LCD is a heck of a drug. I like to do it while on Sony 3Ds

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  21. Dr Fly

    I don’t sell WNR you smurf, I acquire.

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  22. rookie

    good luck with your new lifestyle… guys our age ( mid-30’s?) need to eat well and avoid poisons at all costs now that are bodies have peaked. i recommend mountain biking with full riot gear down ski hills .. it changed my life 🙂

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    • A Monkey with a Jello Pup Tent
      A Monkey with a Jello Pup Tent

      This is the correct answer, especially the biking. I’m mid-40s, eat well, exercise, feel good, and I could fuck all your harems all night long. All my friends brag about how well their boner dope works or how it changed their life. I fucking laugh in their faces and offer to service their wives, “boner dope? boner dope is for loooosers”.

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      • THE BUG

        More women are fucked on websites than in the bedroom. I’m glad your 4″ is working so well for the fat girls. Brag when you are in Porn Movies.

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        • A Monkey with a Jello Pup Tent
          A Monkey with a Jello Pup Tent

          hahahahaha, its one of those “boner dope” guys……

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          • Iron

            Sigh…….

            Who let little Monkey on the computer this time Marge? I told him to first clean his room!

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    • iSpankLoin

      Bikinig is for Frenchmen, faggots, and fair skinned wussies who wear laytex shorts that show their tiny man parts. I keep a broom in my truck so that when I go by someone “biking” I roll down the window and shove them in the side of the head with it. Over they go, looking like the Tour-de-Dipshit, as the asphalt rips skin off knees and palms. Almost as much fun as pushing wheelchairs down elevator shafts.

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      • Iron

        Damn Right Clem!

        Then let’s you and me wheel the old Dodge Ram into Micky D’s and waddle our fat asses in for some french fries! That’s REAL French food, by gum!

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      • THE BUG

        I’ve notified the FBI. They are tracing your URL right now. Scary.

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      • Po Pimp

        I bet there is a direct correlation between the shittiness of America and the amount of protective gear kids wear while riding bikes. Today you see these little fuckers riding around like a damn bomb technician. They are being homo-fied to the nth degree.

        Back in my day we were lucky to be wearing shoes when on our bikes. None of this separate bike pathways either. Nope, we were out there in the middle of traffic giving it hell. Some of the shit we pulled for death-defying stunts were pure insanity. Evil Kenevil didn’t have nuthin’ on us.

        My generation would flat kick the shit out of today’s little fat bastards.

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        • A Monkey with a Stunt Bike and No Shoes
          A Monkey with a Stunt Bike and No Shoes

          Fuck yeah! Mommies and nad-less fathers have destroyed the USA. Take out another home equity loan and take the fuckers to Disney in their bomb technician outfits. We suck.

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      • Trade Monster

        I know there are a lot of assholes in this world but you actually admit to being one…..unfuckingbelievable!

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  23. drummerboy

    fly,i thought you gave up eating your oats standing up.

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  24. Wilco

    CNBC “DOW has not posted a gain in June since 2004″……June 24th…….Thanks for the timely info, mutts!

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  25. Quint

    I don’t trust people that don’t drink…particularly Irish people.

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    • JakeGint

      If Irish people don’t drink, it’s because there’s “something wrong.”

      Hopefully, this was not a Felix Ungar dictum (“… that request came from his wife….”)

      ______

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  26. Colonel von Ryan
    Colonel von Ryan

    Day traders accounts this summer – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4WuFU6XV_o

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  27. jorge mann

    I should have banked coin on WNR, fuck !!!

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  28. ruggyup

    All sounds reasonable and maybe even believable except for that immortal chutzpah.

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  29. bravo

    I thought ZSL was overbought??

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  30. Hack

    Silver and gold are in the process of puking their guts out as outlined in my post last week…some folks just don’t get it…

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  31. Xmas_Ninja

    I haven’t given up booze or anything, but I have given up clicking your titillating ads with frolicksome bikini bimbos. It’s not that I have gained new powers of self restraint, it’s that those ads are posted by freetards.

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  32. Mick

    banned for not kissing ass…wnr was a sell PERIOD

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  33. Dr Fly

    Banned because you are a douchebag

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  34. Dr Fly

    When you learn to appreciate the value of time and how your douchebag comments are wasting mine, you will know why you are banned.

    I will not tolerate yahoo finance behavior here. Consider this my house and treat me as you would treat a host.

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  35. theedge111

    Looks like that early week bearfucking turned into a 2 hour bullfucking porno!!!!

    Bend over and take it longs!!!!

    Sitting on 200DMA. Monday is critical. If we close below 1250 things could get ugly in a hurry next week. I expect a serious line in the sand pump job by the bulls on Monday.

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  36. alf44

    “The homies have bottomed.”

    If I had a nickle for every time I’d heard that … I would be a very rich man !!!

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