There are very few things Senor Tropicana cares about, one is his fucking lawn and everything on it. I tend to my lawn, as well as a wide variety of plants, like children. I feed them often and make sure they are comfortable. An egregious crime went unreported last night, at Le Casa del Fly. While asleep, some asshole(s) stole two solar spheres (green and blue) from my lawn. However, in an effort to mock me, they left the metal infrastructure in place. I want you to appreciate, for a moment, how much this stresses me.
So you know, I’ve already re-purchased the exact same spheres and will place them, ever so gingerly, on my lawn tonight. Additionally, I will sit vigil with my Desert Eagle in hand tonight, waiting for the criminals to return, so that I might snatch their lives, turning them into ghosts—upon stealing my shit. See, this is my problem with living in NY; the people here are entirely without honor. I am so out of place here, it’s like putting a penguin in a porn flick and telling him to go fuck someone. It’s not happening.
As predicted, the market went up today, as you pussies sold out near the lows.
BTW: I am launching a new and improved GARP index today, which is custom tailored to cater to long term investors. It encompasses 35 stocks, meant for long term investing aka the very best Le Fly has to offer. And, go order The StockTwits Edge; because “The Fly” penned a chapter. However, it’s worth noting, I was not compensated for my offering. Therefore, your purchase is not really mandatory—fyi.
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fig, dammit
Will your chapter be written by “The Fly?” Or another — name —
the fly
Those ner-do-wells are moving from W to E and N to S for they purloined Mrs. Muk’s spheres a fortnight ago. My deductive reasoning powers have led me to conclude it’s Blacque Jacques Shellaque and his roguish band.
I’ll summon the Mounties immediately.
24,000 here we come!
You are so cranky!
Yeah … How come? Does he need a bigger boat?
Or the last of the longs just got in today, and we crap out starting tomorrow? Now that would be cranky.
Step 1) Take from the yards of the rich people. The revolution has begun!
“I tend to my lawn, as well as a wide variety of plants, like children.” My bullshit detector just went off.
“I am so out of place here, it’s like putting a penguin in a porn flick and telling him to go fuck someone. It’s not happening.” Thats just funny!!!
I hope that s.o.b. comes back. Pop that desert ease out!
The SPY just printed the largest 60 minute green volume bar, in over 2 months. Heavy buying in QQQ and IWM as well, in last hour.
Looks like the Hamptons dwellers are being forced to capitulate into stocks, and out of their Jacuzzi sidelines.
” See, this is my problem with living in NY; the people here are entirely without honor”
People living in New York without honor? Who knew?
The Steve Family would like to thank the Fly Family for a wonderful BBQ yesterday. Although, it was probably not a good idea buying the rib eyes from Pedro’s cousin, Enrique. His cooler barely fit in the back of his aqua ’92 Cadillac. Our diarrhea should stop soon. Mrs. Steve said it was the thought that counts. The wiffle ball home runs by Mrs. Fly were a thing of beauty so don’t get mad at her because you struck out at every at bat.
Also, I am sure your other neighbor, Old Man DeLuca, will recover from the Jart you accidentally threw into his left shoulder blade as will his broken hip when you accidentally pushed him onto the Slip and Slide. What does he expect? He is 92 years old after all.
P.S. I would check Old Man DeLuca’s garage, if I were you, for those missing solar spheres.
Thanks again.
Fly,
Sadly such behavior is not confined to NY. A friend of mine in Houston related the following tale: Houston experienced one of their very infrequent winter snow storms and the individual in question had spent part of the day outside with his children constructing a snowman. Something most kids in Houston never have a chance to do. Later that evening they heard a truck engine outside. Nothing unusual except it was idling for many minutes. Finally he looked out only to discover that two people had lifted the snowman into the back of their pick-up truck and were making off with it – probably to show their kids. Stealing a snowman! Can things sink any lower?
When I was a kid we used to go snowman hunting with baseball bats. Screech to stop on a suburban street in front of a house with a snowman, jump out and beat the shit out of it while the kids cried at the front window. Fuck, those were the days.
ha,and i thought i was bad about lawns and heirlooms. and that taking of others’ stuff, people in general
have no shame,been there.
Looking forward to the new and improved index.
SPY trades today and after hours looks like someone is entering market orders instead of limit orders, I can’t believe the movement from 135 to 133.5 and back again. Perhaps we should all put in low orders to see if some idiot sells at market. Odd, wonder if a stop loss limit order was initiated at a point when there was little volume?
someone just dropped lotto money in spy
yes
Prob just Kass covering : )
Someone is performance chasing…and what does he care, it’s not his money.
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/and-scene-cme-lowers-es-sp-ym-margins
Gold plated .50 AE desert eagle? Just curious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azgt4AlK9dU&feature=fvst
Four thumbs down for that? Have you seen how cool looking those things are?
Place SIX dollars in my pay pal account, then you will be told where you can pick up your spheres.
NEVER!
Your choice, kiss them goodbye.
Anyone else find it odd that RC, Jake and my birthday are right near each other?
Today is RC’s bday.
Yes.
The Market appears to be ready to roll:
AAII reported the highest level of bears and lowest percentage of bulls since August for the second week in a row. The plurality of bears also reached the largest level since August in back-to-back weeks. Last week AAII disclosed 41% bears and 25% bulls. The bearish plurality was a hefty 15%. Very favorably as well, for the first time since August the Rydex ratio, the ratio of the net inflow into the Rydex bull fund divided by the net inflow into the Rydex bear fund, was almost entirely negative for a period of four weeks through Thursday. Also for the first time since August, on Tuesday Yahoo’s relative strength index for the Dow fell to a value of 31.
If I may ask, how are you positioned then given this bearish data?
You need outdoor cameras! It’s probably some damn kids on a scavenger hunt. Didn’t you all have those when you were in high school?
I am no kid on a scavenger hunt. I do this for a living. Fly wouldn’t pay so , I sold them on craigslist.
lol, depressing http://visualizingeconomics.com/2011/03/10/growth-of-gdp-per-capita-vs-stock-prices-since-1871/
Now that your bathroom is finished – you are still moving, no?
Uncle Fly. Don’t worry about your new solar spheres. Fly, Jr. and I will be camping out on your lawn, what is left of it anyway, and we will be on the lookout all night for the bad guys. We will be equipped with whistles and water bombs. Please let Pedro and your other illegal gardeners know so they don’t shoot us or anything. Also, I told Rachel Rabinowitz where I will be so please turn off the outside house lights.
Fly…you really need to take up residence here in Northern Michigan where trespassers are shot and survivors are shot again. I know it sounds barbaric but that method has proven to be nearly 100% effective in elimination of repeat offenders as well as a noticeable deterrent once word gets around. The authorities seem to enjoy the decrease in work load also.
I like you choice of sidearm but I find they are bit bulky and heavy to carry. What caliber is your DE?
My personal choice the good old model 1911 Colt in .45ACP. Currently celebrating its 100th anniversary.
Heaterman- do you get more trespassers in summer or winter? Here in Maryland I found two adult prowlers out at 2 AM on a cold winter night under full moon, equipped to do harm. Summer is generally teenagers making mischief, so far.
Pretty much the same seasonally. The ones in the winter however tend to be a little more serious as it takes a bit more fortitude to get out in the cold and wreak havoc on someone. Summertime perps tend to be wannabes.
I have it on good authority that the Solar Spheres are now part of an experimental DARPA cold fusion plasma machine. Apparently they’ve moved on from Martin Armstrong’s time machine.
Fly never heard of Matrix and Futurebound…
free taste here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShJmz29HQY4
Low life douchebag needledick pety thief, hoping you get syphilis, and go blind.
Did it ever occur to you someone’s pissed because you never turn the damn things off? If they’re in someone’s sight line, they may not want to see the lights every night all night. You’re trespassing on their visual space. Admittedly, a bit different if you live in the city, but i live in the forest and i can’t tell you how pissed i am – whose bright idea was it to invent lights than can’t be turned off. the place here looks like a fucking airplane runway. at 4:00 in the morning. what the fuck for???? so much for the lovely dark night and the stars…