Imagine your favorite chocolate was wrapped around a ticking time bomb. Then imagine yourself taking quick licks from said bomb, because it tastes so damn good. Then imagine said bomb detonating your face off. This market is a ticking chocolate bomb. Have a lick.
Speaking of which, I am looking forward to today’s Chinese lottery drawing, as I am long a handful of gambles: CDII, XING, CHGS, JST and HEAT. Actually, now that I just wrote that, I am obligated to sell several of them.
iBC is starting a new division, with regards to RFID chip implantation. Instead of having to login to your PPT, PDS, Bleier service, we will send a “certified” iBC surgeon to your house, who will “painlessly” implant an RFID chip into your neck, for easy access to global iBC services. Don’t worry about sending us your address; we already know where you live.
In closing, I look forward to yet another day of mindless dart throwing activities. This run will be complete when FTK gaps up to $4. Actually, with all of the crap going higher, FTK is well deserving of a nice lift-off. The company is performing superbly, aside from moribund stock price action.
Top picks: Lotto, MWW
UPDATE: I sold out of XING @ $2.20
UPDATE II: I sold out of JST, $13.60+
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Did you ban Diver Dan? He didn’t see it coming and has no idea what he said wrong.
Nope.
Its funny you mention FTK. It actually had some decent numbers….and yet, relatively speaking, it hasn’t gone bat shit crazy.
I was just going to say that it was funny.
I guess my first post just didn’t take for some reason.
VXX, you son of a bitch.
Chocolate bomb….trick AND treat. Seems appropriate this time of year.
PPG too
My pre-breakfast stomach is left ill at ease after this morning’s post.
Something about throwing FTK into a post commanding “lick the chocolate bomb” perhaps brings us a wee bit too close to visions of rampant, compulsive copraphagia.
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I lick the chocolate bomb ( VXX ) and it exploded all over me.
I’ve got something else that blows up in your face, if you lick it long enough. No chocolate required.
This comment was inevitable snipy. Good job.
That was freaking hilarious! Cant wait for my chip.
Verily, verily, I say unto thee, The Fly is mint and I am an artificer heretofore.