More Tinder, More Fire

Breadth is decent and short sellers are in a state of panic, following yesterday’s “surprise sex.” Do not get flummoxed by the rally, for there was never a choice. The market had to rally, just like you have to pay taxes or die. Instead of getting all worked up about it, why not do some vertical push-ups off a fire hydrant?

Very soon, “The Fly” will be back to drinking large quantities of whiskey and devouring the biggest steaks known to mankind (heavily salted, lightly peppered). But until that happens, there is much work to be done. It’s important to note how retarded the people at HPQ and DELL are for this ongoing PAR war. I mean, really, the company is a piece of shit. All of a sudden, the executives at both companies are willing to pay whatever price necessary for PAR? Whoever is making these absurd decisions should be fired twice, then slapped in the face with an egg sandwich.

Look, as long as TLT ticks lower, banks can be bought with impunity. After all, it’s their profit margins we are talking about, no? Should TLT down-tick to $95, I can see BAC trading as high as $17. The problem you need to wrap your little brain around is the ominous seasonality factors. And, don’t forger, Wall Street 2 is scheduled to launch 9/27/10. I fucking told you many months ago the market will crap-the-fuck-out, just in time for that movie. It has been written; therefore, it must be so!

With my money, I am beginning the process of wanting to take profits on my longs. I am not in sell mode yet, as I am impressed with today’s breadth. However, I am getting there.

In the meantime, it’s a bad idea to open short positions here, so early in the morning. Never mind, you’re too fucking stupid to understand anything. Have at it, tinder.