Enter the Meatgrinder

The GDP numbers were better than expected, in my estimation. However, out of nowhere, INTC came out with an earnings warning, sending the tradebots into a fucking scumbag’d hurry to sell futures. Howsoever, in an odd twist of events, one that could only be described inside of the meatgrinder, after a short halt, INTC’s shares opened higher. That’s right, liver lips, the fucking stock is “baked in”, trading in the $18 price range.

I’m going to be very upfront and forthright with all of you, as I feel it is my duty as a space alien magician to do so: I stand to make a great deal of money today, off of your margined short positions. As a point in fact, I intend to use your equity as tinder for my space shuttle jet fuel slush fund. Being long ample amounts of TNA, FAS and a variety of other longs, into this meatgrinder of a rally, makes me a smarter man than you.

See pal, in life, sometimes it’s important to remember the questions, for the answers have already been revealed. If you don’t believe me, go check out what the other seasoned veterans on iBC, Scott and Jakegint (CH), have to say about this market. I gather, you might find them to be somewhat smarter than you too. Understandably, the bar is not set too high, especially after your IQ has been denigrated by the toxins embedded in all of that  corn fed meat you choose to devour; you gluttonous pig!

Good day to you, Sir.

NOTE: I bought TBT.