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The Peasantry Has Been Disinvited

It chagrins me a great deal to be missing out on a party I have planned on attending since the beginning of 2010. While you may view this decline as something of fantasy, I was expecting this to happen—as the economy double dips into Hades. The reason why I am quasi bullish now has nothing to do with fundamentals. It is about the rubber band effect and the results of sticking ones head in a hot oven for too long. Nothing goes up or down in a straight line. I am positioned for a bounce; but still have 1/4th of my assets in an alleged downside hedge, VXX. Keep that in mind when I talk of menthol cigarettes and American dreams.

As scheduled, just in time for the debut of Wall Street II, the market shall feel the pain of unrelenting asshattery. When the time comes, I plan to have zero longs and chockful of shorts. There are many things to worry about: widening CDS in Venezuela, Argentina, PIGS and the biggest bubble known to mankind China. However, everything works on a schedule.

The rubber band is stretched to its limit and in need of a little release. I am not sure we will get some fantasm of a rally today; but it’s coming.

Off to vacation again, Obama style.

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73 comments

  1. Rand

    Cool

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  2. Captain Anarchy

    Based on your headline I was thinking maybe you decided to disable comments…

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    • Frog

      I wondered what it meant too– perhaps that the poor & the middle class have not been invited to the “green shoots” economy.

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      • No. 1

        I think it means being lied to about a cool party, but the entertainment is actually a horde of clown rapists.

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  3. jay the coffee guru
    jay the coffee guru

    the market is far from oversold despite what the fabled PPT says. rules can be broken, and sideways is a direction

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  4. BernieCornfeld

    “Off to vacation again, Obama style.” LOL…Enjoy!

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  5. drummerboy

    dude! obama has no style! the cockbite has style with my money,along with his horse face cunt fuck amazon bitch.welfare fucks.some brave courageous mother fucker ought to relieve himself in the fuel tank of air force 1.

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  6. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    How much of a bounce for UCO..?

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    • Lokapujya

      Ha, I like this idea. And thanks to allegedly cheap volatility, I got call options on UCO pretty cheap!

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  7. T-Bone

    “the biggest bubble known to mankind China”

    Does this mean you are in FXP?

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  8. buylo

    After you visit Disneyland, with the kids, of course, you will have a clearer idea of things to come. As a space alien magician, you have several “quasi-pseudo” time travel rides at your disposal, to clear your head, at least partially.

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  9. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Bought MGM this morning at $9.07. Just nibbling.

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  10. noodle

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHD1V051S2w

    Have you got a cigarette for me, please?

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  11. noodle

    fly is the best blogger out there.

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  12. Bobby Boucher

    Is there an etf out there that is positively correlated to interest rates rather than the prices of the bonds themselves? Something that goes up when TLT goes down? The rubber band in bond prices is getting pretty stretched to the upside and I can’t find an “inverse” bond price etf. Don’t really want to short TLT. Maybe more accurate to say I can’t short TLT given that most of my capital is in qualified accts.

    fid

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  13. Wondering Man

    There is something peaceful knowing god is in control

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  14. WSJC

    nice call on uco, I picked some up at 8. 34, light snack though

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  15. Derrr

    Bobby boucher… Tmv is 3x inverse 30 yr. Tmf is 3x 30 yr bull. Tbt and tlt are 2x 20 year and are inversely related.

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  16. Trading_Nymph

    VXX is going to start trading options weekly tomorrow, I wonder if a lot of VXX’s strange moves is linked to that?….

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    • Lokapujya

      link to this please?

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      The whole thesis on hedging with VXX is like placing a bucket next to your drunk passed out friend. For hours they’re laying there dead to the world, then the next thing you know a low monotone sound comes from their p.i.g. mouth and they decide to show you what inside-out pizza looks like. The VXX bucket is there to save your furniture AND MORE in that surprised instance of panic. Instant backwardation for you nerds.

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  17. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Best headline of the day:
    “Ronald McDonald House, NGOs Accused Of Plotting Vs Chavez”

    Ronald McDonald gonna take Hugo DOWN!

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    • TraderCaddy

      I wonder if it means McDonalds is doing the plotting or the evil parents of the hospitalized kids who are the plotters.
      Probably the cancer stricken kids and their parents hatching a plot.

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      • No. 1

        Hugo has been seizing US company assets for a long time. From Oil rigs, Banks, to Hilton Hotels.
        But only a fool messes with Ronald McDonald.

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  18. alphadawgg

    I’m using any bounce to start scaling out of stock positions, while adding to hedges. It’s going to be Fall-ugly.

    Come to think of it, many a gentleman might do the same thing. The rally has a ceiling and it’s Dow 10,700. See you there, then I’m gone.

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    • Purdy

      Good plan – tho maybe a bit optimistic. A lot selling will occur if we get to 10330 area.

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  19. alphadawgg

    Just curious as to why you don’t use VXZ instead of VXX for your hedge.

    Trailing 1 month:

    VXZ + 4.53%…..VXX -1.69%

    2 months:

    VXZ +5.29%…..VXX -17.99%

    3 months:

    VXZ -0.88%….VXX -29.80%

    6 months:

    VXZ +32.83%….VXX -13.25%

    See a pattern here?

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Thank you Alpha….you just did the work I was going to do After Hours on the two.

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      The Germans didn’t grab the VXX bucket on June 5, 1944 and look what happened.

      If you compare the events that unfolded between April 16, 2010 and May 21, 2010 (approx. dates), you’ll see that VXZ returned +40% on the first surge and then peaked around +60% from its low. During that same time VXX returned +74% on its initial blitzkrieg, and then finished around +100%.

      QED

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      • alphadawgg

        No doubt, VXX has more volatility for trading, but more frustration if you’re holding it longer than a week.

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    • ALLPROz

      VXZ volume is pathetic…otherwise good point…

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  20. No. 1

    Good job getting the Pet Insurance Reform Bill to pass in California. The object in my lap, which remains un-named, thanks you all.

    Anyone see a short squeeze soon?

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    • TraderCaddy

      I’m afraid to ask but what was the pet insurance reform bill?

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      • No. 1

        Just a regulatory framework for Pet Medical Insurance.

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        • alphadawgg

          People in CA are not the sharpest tools in the shed. They’re just tools.

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          • alphadawgg

            Pet Medical Insurance…..what’s next?…..doghouse mortgages?

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          • TraderCaddy

            I looked it up since it sounded like one of those goofy money wasting California bills.
            It actually just requires pet insurance companies to better disclose terms like pre-existing,deductibles,etc.

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          • slim

            LMAO. Does the second round of California IOU’s really surprise you?

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          • wilmer

            Fucking hippies.

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  21. TraderCaddy

    Just heard the chuckle heads on Fast Money say Natural Gas will fall now that the Hurricane season has passed.
    Idiots.
    The season will crank up now and through the end of September, peak and we will then get one or two Hurricanes and about 3 or 4 tropical storms in Oct.

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  22. Wondering Man

    Jesus is lord

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    • alphadawgg

      Even as a big chunk of humanity is clueless, the trees of the field are clapping, while the rocks cry out in unison.

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  23. arch

    when is the debut of wall st.2

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  24. Mr. President

    TITN, my stock of the year pick, is looking nice lately.

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  25. arch

    well,

    most of you think all the money on the sidelines will be coming back.i got a little news for you..its leaving the corrupt gambling of wall street and moving right back into the poker tables and online sports betting..i remember when the fancy suits were crying how the gamblers were taking all the money from the street and even got congress to make it illegal to put money into an acct from the U.S. glad i have a nice acct where i play..now that the big players on wall street use robots to take your money ,why doesnt congress outlaw the use of them ,since they were so fuckn worried that poker players were cheating with bots and such ?.and congress sees the light on who is not exactly on the up & up..so i would expect to see mass middle finger waving shortly as the money hits the tables

    http://theppa.org/category/newsletters/

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    • JakeGint

      Phil Helmann, is that you??

      ___

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    • Frog

      >now that the big players on wall street use robots to take your money ,why doesnt congress outlaw the >use of them ,since they were so fuckn worried that poker players were cheating with bots and such ?

      Maybe because Wall Street contributes a lot more money to Congressional election campaigns than poker players do? We have the best Congress money can buy.

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  26. Bullish

    Arch, if I have two aces in the hole with a flush draw on the board and my oppenent to my left check raises me all in… What do I do?

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  27. arch

    depends on his stack size and what point of a tourney your in..if your holding the A of the suit that might flush

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