Be sure to wear proper attire, with “ensembles” suitable for a gentleman’s party (tux, top hat, white gloves). As expected, mugs filled with black smoke will be served, alongside bowls of light sweet crude chowder, directly from the “Gulf of Mexico Ocean.”
Capital losses will be handed out, judiciously, as “The Fly” makes the proper arrangements to purchase your margin liquidations.
As for the markets:
We are now in the process of pricing in a double dip recession, no doubt about it. Look at the oils, steels and industrial stocks: SCORCHED EARTH. They are diving, as if the world was on the verge of one giant default. Stocks like X, WFT, SD and FCX are retarded to the downside, with “franks and beans” action taking place amongst the retail proletariat. Losses will be absorbed on an industrial scale, if we double dip. Mark my words, fuckface.
I will buy today’s dip and make sure to do so in small increments, in between celebratory ham sandwich smacks to the face.
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Is it black tie, or will blue blazers be acceptable?
Blue blazers ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE. This is a gentleman’s party. If you are seen with a blue blazer, you will be arrested and deported to Niceville, FL
HA!
Happy Birthday, God.
DBOTFC
Seersucker ok?
Few glories are as magnificent as those with ham sandwiches.
Happy Birthday! At this party, can I punch someone’s mustache off and wear him like a mink, a la Ace Ventura?
Viva Le Fly! Happy Birthday.
happy bday el midge
HB, Boss
Top Hat on…let’s start this party!
Do the hugh hendry!
what the hell is a hugh hendry. I missed it.
In a nutshell: Big deflation, buy TLT.
This is the Hugh Hendry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
I’ll bring a case of my finest burgundy….Where are you throwing this years gala? Mt. Totten? Horizon Oil Derrick? Your bunker?
The V.King wishes both of us a happy b-day (5-31)
Indubitably, my good sir: many happy returns on this most pleasant of days. The black swan on toast is most excellent, but for me, one question remains. In your haste there in the WC, my good man… Tell me: how on earth did you manage to get the beans above the frank? Any explanation will suffice, for it is something I’d rather not ponder. And while we are on the subject, do you intend this to be a “sausage only” party, or shall mollusk be served as well? Hip hip again to you chap – as you were.
The Song is Over.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Fly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3IzpazVl-I
happy fly day. where’s the cake?
Godspeed, son. Godspeed
Happy Birthday Master Fly.
Drinking a Lo-Carb Monster, cheers!
If you have to eat shit, don’t use a teaspoon.
I will be taking my 60% cash and doing no such thing until the sellers finally wash out.
If I miss the bottom so be it.
SD retarded to the downside? It’s the only thing green on my screen right now.
Happy Birthday,
Master Fly.
The day after it’s my birthday.
But, because of the time shift, we have 6 hours of birthday together. Funny.
So we are twins or just astrological geminis ????
Greets,
O.
P.S. born in 76.