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Ruh-Roh

I know the market will not reverse today, due to the “snowball effect,” with regards to shorts buried under 10 feet of sleet. However, just to—sort of—throw it out there, have a looksy at the dollar [[uup]] or euro [[fxe]] , then get back to me and say “yo the euro is pounding out some fucking gains today.” Warning: if you really come back and say that to me, I will track you down, like the pig that you are, and have your eyebrows punched the fuck off.

On a very serious note, I’ve been busy today dealing with allergies and stupid people. Believe you me, it is a deadly combination, sort of like a WMD and shit.

Thus far, I haven’t made a single trade. I don’t want to short anything, mainly because I never want to short anything. And, I will not buy into a 400 point meltup, mainly because only fucktarded monkeys do that. I haven’t sold any longs, due to the vigorous decline of [[VXX]] . I need me hedges, and in this case, they are long positions.

So, we are at a standstill, at least I am.

Long Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[GS]] , I can tell you with a certain amount of certainty, should that fucker go red for the day, all hell will break loose inside of Office de Fly.

Into the bell, I expect to see black smoke emanate from the exchange floor, as the computers fuck themselves in “true robot fashion.” However, I am not counting on it.

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61 comments

  1. Le Fly

    I would put ads on your face if i could

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  2. Mids

    Yep, EURUSD just closed the gap…..

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  3. stkfulano

    effect not affect. sheesh.

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    • The Fly

      LIAR

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    • Mookie Shnooks
      Mookie Shnooks

      uvphekt…

      Sidelining here, too. I do believe that if one began taking short positions, however, there’s very small risk in being on the losing side of that trade within a month.That will be me in a couple of days, from the looks of UUP — it needs to correct some before heading back up again.

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  4. TA

    1150 is being defended, if it breaks we’re in the shit
    Not touching any shorts until then

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    • Jakegint

      “I need me hedges, and in this case, they are long positions.”

      I’ll bring me sack.

      _______

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo
      Yogi & Boo Boo

      Yup, interesting day. I still think this is the Riddick – Pitch Black market.

      Fly, if we go red on GS can you include it in next weekend’s clip?

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  5. BernieCornfeld
    BernieCornfeld

    Wishing I had scooped up those VXX shares when they were in the 23s

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  6. Yogi & Boo Boo
    Yogi & Boo Boo

    Grasso on Kathleen Hays show. Good interview.

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    • Purdy

      You can set your watch by NYSE shills coming out of the woodwork when THEY (the NYSE) fucks up. Grasso is arguing for getting rid of penny spreads and for bringing back the uptick rule – – both of which screw the little guy and enrich the floor guys.

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      • Yogi & Boo Boo
        Yogi & Boo Boo

        You prefer hot flashes, err, um, flash crashes?

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  7. MarshalN

    GS is already printing red

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  8. TheV.King

    Hammer Curl, straight bar, cables, preacher

    Coming VERY soon The V.Kings first penny stock recommendation

    V.King until it hurts

    congrats cheeseywhiner…

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    • MOOBS

      Your shtick is awesome. Just perfect, consistent branding.

      Always makes me chuckle.

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      • The_Real_Hmmm

        Agreud. I bet the doctor needed a spotter when the V.King was birthed.

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      • TheV.King

        Calf raises make me chuckle

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    • CommonGardenSlug
      CommonGardenSlug

      That’s a lot of curls, dude! Three sets of hammers with a kettlebell does the trick for me. Builds the forearms like a mofo. Try it sometime. As a snooty French waiter would say: ” zey ah excellant!”

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  9. tradingnymph

    Ruh-Roh…..The Greatest Techincal Trader Harry Boxer who told me to go out and read McGee and Edwards plus taught me so much on T/A uses Ruh-Roh…….I always thought it was just his……is it universal? Didn’t know that.

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    • TheV.King

      Are you a natural blonde?

      The V.King just bought 40,000 CNXT @ $2.92

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      • #6

        hilarious

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      • tradingnymph

        No dye job,lol, I posted my pic here once and Jake said I looked like Bojok, and NO way do I look like her!!!!!!! Bubbles the PowerPuff Girl sort of fits my personality in this game. CNXT, what is timeframe of trade?

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        • TheV.King

          I have no idea who or what Bojok is.
          My time frame on CNXT is exactly 1 second after it trades to $3.55…
          I’m sorry about your personality fitting a 2ft tall, 6year old…(if you’re trying to be a mixture of sweet and tuff maybe you should change your gravatar to Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Prairie.”

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          • tradingnymph

            CNXT imho I would be out by 3.26 unless you think the entire market is going to rally like crazy….not crazy about their last qtr at all…it caught support at it’s 50% from March 09 low…for advatar…Powerpuffs have sugar and spice, added with element X…..Melissa Gilbert never saved a city or got to beat up people……btw, if that is me down below…I’m not 19…have law degree under belt….and I am sort of smart, but no way could I get doctorite before 20,like I wish.

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            In that case, try Wonder Woman ….

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          • tradingnymph

            Tea…She is too serious…I have way too much fun at this..

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          • TheV.King

            I think I would take her more seriously if she was cat women, (but I guess that’s because I like my vixen’s a little on the slutty side.)

            Wonder Women was a little to long in the tooth for V.King(ing) it. Maybe a little Laura Croft…then I would care about her opinion concerning CNXT.

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          • tradingnymph

            Thought about Lei Loo from Fifth Element…sort of like that too….but couldn’t find good pic of her…….For Laura or Catwoman….patience, in time when I get better at all of this…..

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    • soo apropos

      Is it Universal or Warner Brothers (cartoons)

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      • Jakegint

        Hannah Barbera, I think — Scooby Doooooooo!

        _______

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        • TheV.King

          Mr. Gint

          Any chance given the situation your Gravatar is in you might change to Mr. Simms?

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        • Teahouse On The Tracks
          Teahouse On The Tracks

          The Jetsons …. Astro!

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          • Jakegint

            Jetsons are also Hannah Barbera, but both Scooby and Rastro did the “Ruh-roh” think.

            Scooby most famously said: “Ruh-roh, Raggy!”

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            The family dog Astro can mumble and say his words beginning with R’s. Astro’s catch phrases are “Ruh-roh!” (now a meme in informal conversation by many), “Right, Reorge!”, and “Rats Rall Right Reorge!” Later Hanna-Barbera cartoon dogs including Scooby-Doo and Muttley would use speech as well; voice actor Don Messick played all three.

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  10. Yogi & Boo Boo
    Yogi & Boo Boo

    Looks like SkyN3t robots have taken over trading of GS. I’m guessing they’ve been tuned in to Ms. Whitney.

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    • Jakegint

      Yogi is another Hannah Barbera character, btw.

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      • Yogi & Boo Boo
        Yogi & Boo Boo

        I’m thinking I might change the gravatar to Richard B. Riddick (with the polished corneas) or one of spore creatures.

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  11. soo apropos

    Fly,
    FTK on the fence today. (I should have cut it loose @2.15 or whatever a few wks ago.)
    Do you still have any?

    …the song, that is:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLThjyfqkJg

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  12. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Uh, any chance of getting the ads out of the middle of the posts. It’s rather obnoxious.

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  13. JimH

    Fly;
    Allergies & chronic sinus congestion?
    Irrigate your sinuses with a mild saline/backing soda solution, bonehead! The “Neti Pot” works the best…

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    • Jakegint

      Neti pot takes a strong will.

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    • CommonGardenSlug
      CommonGardenSlug

      I don’t have allergies (Eastern Europeans don’t suffer such foolish weaknesses) but the Neti pot is the shit. Gotta be consistent to get benefits from it, though.

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      • Jakegint

        You don’t have allergies but you do the Neti pot for shits and giggles?

        Are you in serious cocaine rehab?

        ________

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        • JimH

          Jakegint; you’re sounding like an ignorant ass in need of a bitch-slap…
          The ‘Neti Pot’ is valuable for preventing and easing the duration of the common cold, acting as a decongestant, and as a widely-used remedy for sinusitis (in conjunction w antibiotics/antivirals)…

          I doubt saline irrigation would do much for cocaine abuse. As for “shits and giggles”, try deep-colonic hydrotherapy… a procedure sure to become more common amongst European Central Bankers in the very near future…

          Nice call on the gold!

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  14. scum bucket bitchez
    scum bucket bitchez

    gs & vxx move the same direction (on a huge up day) bringing the homo hammer of death down upon the scrote? breeheehee!!

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