I know the market will not reverse today, due to the “snowball effect,” with regards to shorts buried under 10 feet of sleet. However, just to—sort of—throw it out there, have a looksy at the dollar [[uup]] or euro [[fxe]] , then get back to me and say “yo the euro is pounding out some fucking gains today.” Warning: if you really come back and say that to me, I will track you down, like the pig that you are, and have your eyebrows punched the fuck off.
On a very serious note, I’ve been busy today dealing with allergies and stupid people. Believe you me, it is a deadly combination, sort of like a WMD and shit.
Thus far, I haven’t made a single trade. I don’t want to short anything, mainly because I never want to short anything. And, I will not buy into a 400 point meltup, mainly because only fucktarded monkeys do that. I haven’t sold any longs, due to the vigorous decline of [[VXX]] . I need me hedges, and in this case, they are long positions.
So, we are at a standstill, at least I am.
Long Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[GS]] , I can tell you with a certain amount of certainty, should that fucker go red for the day, all hell will break loose inside of Office de Fly.
Into the bell, I expect to see black smoke emanate from the exchange floor, as the computers fuck themselves in “true robot fashion.” However, I am not counting on it.
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Yep, EURUSD just closed the gap…..
effect not affect. sheesh.
LIAR
uvphekt…
Sidelining here, too. I do believe that if one began taking short positions, however, there’s very small risk in being on the losing side of that trade within a month.That will be me in a couple of days, from the looks of UUP — it needs to correct some before heading back up again.
1150 is being defended, if it breaks we’re in the shit
Not touching any shorts until then
“I need me hedges, and in this case, they are long positions.”
I’ll bring me sack.
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Yup, interesting day. I still think this is the Riddick – Pitch Black market.
Fly, if we go red on GS can you include it in next weekend’s clip?
Wishing I had scooped up those VXX shares when they were in the 23s
Grasso on Kathleen Hays show. Good interview.
You can set your watch by NYSE shills coming out of the woodwork when THEY (the NYSE) fucks up. Grasso is arguing for getting rid of penny spreads and for bringing back the uptick rule – – both of which screw the little guy and enrich the floor guys.
You prefer hot flashes, err, um, flash crashes?
GS is already printing red
arghhhhh
Who are you and what have you done to the real Fly?
That is Fly’s Ancestor, The Dread Pirate, McFly.
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assume this means you are buying more GS?
Hammer Curl, straight bar, cables, preacher
Coming VERY soon The V.Kings first penny stock recommendation
V.King until it hurts
congrats cheeseywhiner…
Your shtick is awesome. Just perfect, consistent branding.
Always makes me chuckle.
Agreud. I bet the doctor needed a spotter when the V.King was birthed.
Calf raises make me chuckle
That’s a lot of curls, dude! Three sets of hammers with a kettlebell does the trick for me. Builds the forearms like a mofo. Try it sometime. As a snooty French waiter would say: ” zey ah excellant!”
Ruh-Roh…..The Greatest Techincal Trader Harry Boxer who told me to go out and read McGee and Edwards plus taught me so much on T/A uses Ruh-Roh…….I always thought it was just his……is it universal? Didn’t know that.
Are you a natural blonde?
The V.King just bought 40,000 CNXT @ $2.92
hilarious
No dye job,lol, I posted my pic here once and Jake said I looked like Bojok, and NO way do I look like her!!!!!!! Bubbles the PowerPuff Girl sort of fits my personality in this game. CNXT, what is timeframe of trade?
I have no idea who or what Bojok is.
My time frame on CNXT is exactly 1 second after it trades to $3.55…
I’m sorry about your personality fitting a 2ft tall, 6year old…(if you’re trying to be a mixture of sweet and tuff maybe you should change your gravatar to Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Prairie.”
CNXT imho I would be out by 3.26 unless you think the entire market is going to rally like crazy….not crazy about their last qtr at all…it caught support at it’s 50% from March 09 low…for advatar…Powerpuffs have sugar and spice, added with element X…..Melissa Gilbert never saved a city or got to beat up people……btw, if that is me down below…I’m not 19…have law degree under belt….and I am sort of smart, but no way could I get doctorite before 20,like I wish.
In that case, try Wonder Woman ….
Tea…She is too serious…I have way too much fun at this..
I think I would take her more seriously if she was cat women, (but I guess that’s because I like my vixen’s a little on the slutty side.)
Wonder Women was a little to long in the tooth for V.King(ing) it. Maybe a little Laura Croft…then I would care about her opinion concerning CNXT.
Thought about Lei Loo from Fifth Element…sort of like that too….but couldn’t find good pic of her…….For Laura or Catwoman….patience, in time when I get better at all of this…..
Is it Universal or Warner Brothers (cartoons)
Hannah Barbera, I think — Scooby Doooooooo!
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Mr. Gint
Any chance given the situation your Gravatar is in you might change to Mr. Simms?
She said she was 19!
So is the V.Kings neck
ha!
anything but Ely …. Goldfinger would be a good choice, no?
or joe theismann’s (sp?) leg?
was it left or right?
Wanna say it was right.
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Are you kidding?
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The Jetsons …. Astro!
Jetsons are also Hannah Barbera, but both Scooby and Rastro did the “Ruh-roh” think.
Scooby most famously said: “Ruh-roh, Raggy!”
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The family dog Astro can mumble and say his words beginning with R’s. Astro’s catch phrases are “Ruh-roh!” (now a meme in informal conversation by many), “Right, Reorge!”, and “Rats Rall Right Reorge!” Later Hanna-Barbera cartoon dogs including Scooby-Doo and Muttley would use speech as well; voice actor Don Messick played all three.
Looks like SkyN3t robots have taken over trading of GS. I’m guessing they’ve been tuned in to Ms. Whitney.
Yogi is another Hannah Barbera character, btw.
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I’m thinking I might change the gravatar to Richard B. Riddick (with the polished corneas) or one of spore creatures.
Fly,
FTK on the fence today. (I should have cut it loose @2.15 or whatever a few wks ago.)
Do you still have any?
…the song, that is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLThjyfqkJg
Uh, any chance of getting the ads out of the middle of the posts. It’s rather obnoxious.
agree
Where are ads in the middle of posts?
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REQUEST DENIED.
We are trying something out. How do you think Woodshedder affords all of his fiddles?
This isn’t Europe. Money doesn’t grow in trees.
Fly;
Allergies & chronic sinus congestion?
Irrigate your sinuses with a mild saline/backing soda solution, bonehead! The “Neti Pot” works the best…
Neti pot takes a strong will.
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I don’t have allergies (Eastern Europeans don’t suffer such foolish weaknesses) but the Neti pot is the shit. Gotta be consistent to get benefits from it, though.
You don’t have allergies but you do the Neti pot for shits and giggles?
Are you in serious cocaine rehab?
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Jakegint; you’re sounding like an ignorant ass in need of a bitch-slap…
The ‘Neti Pot’ is valuable for preventing and easing the duration of the common cold, acting as a decongestant, and as a widely-used remedy for sinusitis (in conjunction w antibiotics/antivirals)…
I doubt saline irrigation would do much for cocaine abuse. As for “shits and giggles”, try deep-colonic hydrotherapy… a procedure sure to become more common amongst European Central Bankers in the very near future…
Nice call on the gold!
Your last name doesn’t happen to be “Hat” does it?
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gs & vxx move the same direction (on a huge up day) bringing the homo hammer of death down upon the scrote? breeheehee!!