With Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[GS]] and oils getting fucking destroyed, this market could be down a 3 handle. But it’s not, so quit bitching.
I will have you know, over the last 10 years, “The Fly” has done pretty good for himself, with a high annual income and burgeoning business. My accountant, God bless his soul, makes sure that I minimize my contribution to government bailouts and things of that nature. Moreover, it’s very important that you read this: to date, I’ve never helped a regional banker. That’s right John McCain. Le Fly is uninterested in his regional bankers and would rather see them in receivership, than doing well in the world of distinguished business.
Quick thought: I would find it to be most hilarious if a CAT 5 hurricane developed in the Gulf of Mexico right now, effectively lifting all of that sweet crude from the gulf into a vortex, then shit said petrol all over Louisiana and other southern states in that vicinity. That would be most humorous to a person, such as myself.
Into the bell, I like Cameron International Corporation [[CAM]] . Either way, because of this disaster, companies will need to stock the fuck up on blow out protection devices.
NOTE: Omega Protein Corporation [[OME]] sells fish oil products, derived from the Gulf of Mexico. Just so you know, all fish are now dead in the Gulf.
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Yes, OME taking a sharp stick in the eye. Putting my “fish money” in HQS
Poor fishes.
Drill baby drill!
Any thoughts on GMCR’s bloodshed here?
drill drill drill
let’s fuck with the Earth’s mantle now!!!
GMCR to the 60’s
Assholes in Greece and Spain will wake up one morning very soon to find out their currency got cut in half overnight. It should be really interesting to watch how the populace reacts.
The Greeks and Spaniards are not stupid. They’ll take the IMF money and THEN tell them to fuck off and default. In the mean time Ouzo and Metaxa for all. I unfortunately don’t know what a civilized Spaniards favourite spirit is, but I’m willing to learn.
That rig was blown up on purpose.
Oil will now go to 90, at least. This saves the Dow, thus keeping GS from plunging too far.
And, forces public opinion to clamor for war with Iran.
All that is hidden, will be revealed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngqcwBxKfhw
BUSH DID IT!!
God willing, this will trigger a BBE (blue blazer event) with the magnitude of one hundred TSEs (t-shirt events). Besides, it’s all China’s fault. They had to fuck with the Earth’s axis of rotation by building a fucking dam, probably made of lead-coated bamboo.
How about some PHII? It needs some oil to get more liquid.
Actually GS has access to the NSA time travel satellite. the access allowance was buried in the TARP legislation. So, they were able to see the location of a future lightning strike, then reflect it off a passing cuban refugee raft—at just the right angle.
Thus–igniting that oil well
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?noframes;read=168697
Don’t forget the slow chop down!
Which will set us up for excessive upside gains in a week or two.
The mines are setting up here: x, mtl, mmr. Also look to nibble on some coal. (Is $ mee too hot to handle with lawsuits?). I’ve been waiting so loong…
WORD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGhyAuXnIAM
A man matching the description of Jeb Bush was spotted rowing a small boat away from the rig just before the explosion.
Congressman Waxman going to investigate the oil spill.
…obviously GS blew up the rig in order to divert attention from themselves.
edit …sorry Panamaorange, I see that you already posted this conspiracy
My compliments to to your accountant on that Trico trade strategy – First In First Out
I’m with you on the CAM bet Fly….It’s the only play I have in my portfolio that benefits from this oil shit…but I hope it evens me out in the next week!
Squid people got no reason
Squid people got no reason
Squid people got no reason
To live
Beady eyes
Balding heads
They walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They big crooked noses
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don’t want no squid people
Don’t want no squid people
Don’t want no squid people
`Round here
Squid people got nobody
Squid people got nobody
Squid people got nobody
To love
They got little baby ethics
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
After the money they blow
They got imported cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin’ peep, peep, peep
They got money grubbing little fingers
And dirty little pornographic minds
They’re gonna steal, every time
Well, I don’t want no squid people
Don’t want no squid people
Don’t want no squid people
‘Round here
China and India Spot Ore prices down again, Shanghai Copper closed down even with all our IMAX giddiness yesterday and Shanghai Comp only got a last minute push into the close last night. Our GDP missed, and with oil spills won’t help it…Asia will be on vacation on Monday so we may try and repair damage…but bottomline, Shanghai Comp remains in Death Cross……………………….a little Lady Gaga to cheer you guys up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY
Fly Stop acting like an arrogant bitch menstruating with comments like “it could be worse”
That is the biggest pussy remark I ever heard from you, Man Up and don’t make excuses for your positions you are bigger than that.
Leave that talk for the whining bitches who blame everyone and their mothers instead of taking personal responsibility.
If I kick you in the nuts are you going to say it could have been worse, he could have poked my eye out?
Your mother is a motherless whore.
Where do you see me whining?
Le Fly,
I have a serious question for you, m8– how do you know so much about stocks? (no googly, dreamy-eyed look necessary on this one)
For example, that OME bit at the end of your post was fascinating. Could you explain how, for example, in your stock tradage you came across such a company and banked away said knowledge in the great Vault of Remembrance atop your noggin so that, come the day a cantankerous oil rig began to piss blood, vinegar and oil into the Gulf Sea, you knew that all the fishes would be swimming with the fishes, thus hammering OME’s bread and butter(ed fishsticks)?
Grazie mille, I’ve traveled all the world like a Right Honourable Gentleman but still I am too inexperienced at all of this to know the back of my anus from my front. Likely why my portfolio is continually covered with shit after a quick wipe.
Is there really a question in that ramble?
Dumbass,
“how do you know so much about stocks?”
Specifically, “How did you hear about a stock like OME in the first place/remember it would be affected by the oil spill?”
Thanks to your dumbassness, I just wasted a minute retyping something you could’ve figured out on your own if you weren’t such a useless turd.
I know a lot of stuff, mostly random little known things about stocks. Plus, I invented The PPT. You should check it out sometime.
le Fly,
I looked into it. I find your slideshow to be pretty… pretty uninformative.
Pardon the duncecap and desire to have my hand held but– I desire two additives for my investment coffee: ability to build my own knowledge base of “how to bank coin in stocks” and ability to interact with proven coin bankers in a truly thoughtful manner that will lead to exponential multiplication of items added to knowledge base.
Will access to the PPT grant me an opportunity to learn how to become The Fly, or will it only offer me a better opportunity to attempt to be a cheap, Chinese knock-off copy of The Fly?
If my question wasn’t clear:
Is the PPT a mentorship program? Or is it just a toolbox for tools who already have an idea of how to hammer shit with nails?
Because I am a child, not a unionized construction worker. Going to need someone to pat me on the back and look after me for a bit before I strap on my hard hat and start swinging steel.
Dude,
The Fly knows so much because he’s worked his ass off for years doing this stuff.
Then he designed the PPT for additional leverage.
Re: picks, oil rigs spill & blow up all the time. Do massive research & reading for an extended period of time on a topic & you will have your own ideas.
If you simply read the financial statements of companies, you will know more than 90% of the “investors” regarding that company.
Get lucky,
Thank you, sir. I do massive reading. I have yet to reach coin-banking epiphanies.
But thank you! Always a good reminder.
FLY
Your mother eats my shit every morning and especially Mother’s Day.
You were whining like the bitch you are by stating in your biggest whining voice, We could have been down three handles.
That pussy face is whining and if you don’t think it is, it is time to bend you over and make you my bitch.
Start placing your buy orders, Fly on shit!!!
you’re banned.
HA! Quickest ban ever. Much deserved. What a fuckfag.
The Fly is God.
MR. FLY,
Your comment about Louisiana is disrespectful to that state and its fine people. You should banned yourself for at least 1 day without food to clean your soul. You should name your site during that period:
IBANKMYSELFTOTHECORNER!!!
have a good weekend all
this oil rig attack is the beginning of the mother of all battles
we are on the verge of total thermonuclear war
North Korea is at the center of it…a kamikaze sub attack against a rig built by their mortal enemies Hyundai
now we will have to nuke the leak as well as North Korea it to stop total disaster
you got doom insurance boys? VXX looks pretty damn good right now Sir Fly
hey dumbshit… that’s quite a disaster happening off the louisiana coast.