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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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As Long Bonds Advance, Your Penis Shrinks

Let’s be upfront with each other, shall we? Aside from watching or reading money managers on the teevee or in print, you are, essentially, clueless with regards to money management. Your “interest rates to the moon” theory, although entertaining, is equal to “chart-art” being a science. To say that [[TLT]] is not an awesome buy under $90 is like saying soccer is better than baseball or chicks with dicks are better than the old fashioned type.

Look here, buddy, don’t assume interest rates are going higher, just because some miscreant said so. We are Japan and interest rates are Godzilla. Ultimately, our buildings get stomped the fuck out and many people get eaten, but we win in the end. That’s all that matters, folks. We win in the end.

As presently constituted, I am Dr. Neutrality. I do not like my soup too hot, not cold. I like it lukewarm, just prior to tossing it in your face. I have 18 open position and TriQuint Semiconductor [[TQNT]] and [[SRS]] are my favorite two, for separate reasons of course. Additionally, I like General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] , [[TAN]] and Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] .

In short, we are literally days away from sipping on sinister mugs of black smoke. Are you man enough to handle it?

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42 comments

  1. BigBalls

    Baseball is the most boring sport on earth. I’d rather sit on a pineapple.

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  2. nottheV.KING

    Bring back the V.King

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  3. Salty Nuts

    Are you man enough to admit your mistake and bring back R.W. Pelican?

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  4. glen back

    I am long gay 3 legged romanian goats

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  5. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Robots running on empty today.

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  6. Treepart

    Anyone else think that equities have finally crested the hill? I can see a slide right into earnings until one blow out number re-ignites the engine at the bullshit factory.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      I don’t think this game is about blow out numbers anymore. Everyone knows these numbers are going to be high flying. The question is, what are the prospects for the market over the next quarter.

      The answer is: mediocre to not that great.

      We could easily see a sliding market, in the face of outstanding earnings reports.

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  7. TimTebow

    While you are looking at your penis give me a call if you need a circumcision. I am running a special this week.

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  8. jworthy

    yo chief, where my 40 at?

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  9. Purdy

    Oh good. Now I won’t have to have the penis reduction surgery I’d planned.

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  10. JImmyClausen aka the great white hope
    JImmyClausen aka the great white hope

    Senior Fly,

    Still hanging with your buddy VXX?

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  11. Fly Swatter

    I was not on board with TLT from the start, but I am now. I say the 30 yr and 10 yr’s slide tomorrow and rocket higher on Wednesday. Get Long!

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  12. Rand

    Soccer is only good when someone gets kicked in the nuts. Basically its for folks who cannot handle a mans game, like football or baseball.

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  13. panamaorange

    The supreme leader of the market makers has received his marching orders from Xenu.

    He has a message for anyone trying to go long SMH here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiKPCOaDhfo

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  14. scott

    Your dissing the “Chart-Art”?

    and I can’t leave this on the PC!!! All I need is for my little daughter to read it…

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  15. The_Real_Hmmm

    It’s time to put down the Swiss Miss sipped at sea level and pick up the Black Smoke of Hades, just for a short while.

    California should slap a sales tax on all Apple equipment and shore up some of that deficit. Sink a pitchfork into the consumers who no longer interact with each other at restaurants, or at bars, at home, and in the car, with their dicks in their ears at pilates, or bench pressing Maseratis. Oh it would be deviously glorious.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Haha, Hmmm, or let them legalize marijuana and watch MO shares tear higher as they break into the market.

      Also, I checked the scoring for the 2010 Stock of the Year competition and it looks like you’re in line for second. Nice work; I hope you own some of that for yourself.

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    • TheArtist

      all california needs to tax is arrogance….they’d be flush with cash in 1 week.

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  16. joe

    ” like saying soccer is better than baseball ”

    Not only is soccer infinitely better than baseball. Soccer is the BEST period. Soccer is better than buying SRS at ~5 and selling it at $75…and much more!

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  17. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I cant wait till this thing goes belly fucking up. I am fully ready for such an event.

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  18. tradermarket247

    omg u topped my day with this title!! ROFL…

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  19. Starving Artist

    “like saying soccer is better than baseball or chicks with dicks are better than the old fashioned type”

    … classic.

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  20. Englandwillwintheworldcup
    Englandwillwintheworldcup

    5 billion people can’t be wrong and if they are what are the other 1.5 bil going to do, hence 5 bil can’t be wrong.

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  21. noodleboy

    haha dont even need to read the post,
    the title is golden

    TQNT looks really good

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  22. Dayman

    CPE! WTF? Just noticed this little guy again. He’s grown since I last saw him.

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  23. Goldie

    My dick..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdboZcFlpUg

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  24. Septic Tanker

    I was busy gulping adult beverages at The Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field for the Cubs Home Opener while watching $ABK go fucking nuts. Anyways, I will leave you with this……FLY…do you have a Million Dollar Spot???

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yXLvCVs8-k&feature=related

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  25. Hammy

    what’s the relationship between the fed interest rate and the treasury yield?

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  26. Englandwillwintheworldcup
    Englandwillwintheworldcup

    Soccer sounds to gay, football is it’s real name, played with the foot..it’s to sublte a game for North america, because there are no open fights or head on colisions is percieved as mild, far from it ,if you’ve ever played it it’s extreamly physical..

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/11/18/1227037288115/Terry-Butcher-001.jpg

    Most North american’s would be in fear just walking to the ground to watch a game.

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    • JakeGint

      Give it a rest, chives & onions.

      It’s a game for wankers, wanking forcibly.

      “Super”… “Bowl”

      That’s all you need to google to begin. A journey starts with the first step.

      Etc.

      _______

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    • Po Pimp

      USA will win a soccer world cup before England ever wins again. I love living overseas during World Cup time. You can make egregious bets against the Poms and fuggin’ rake in the cash.

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  27. Englandwillwintheworldcup
    Englandwillwintheworldcup

    Footie is never a game for Septic tanks nor will it ever be. i’ve been to all the USA games baseball, football, ice hockey, basketball, had people dressed as bears and shit fire t-shirts at me with air guns…beside the distractions the games are just ok, if theres not much else goin on that night

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