You’re fucking fired.
Reason: Ruining April Fools’ day, amongst other abominations.
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You were sticking bills in his bill? Hell, I was shoving money where the sun seldom shines!
I fed this fucker fish all morning for nothing.
What’s ironic is that he prefers duck…
Live duck.
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That was quite sick. I was waiting for him to spit out “The Donald”, but it never happened. I’ll bet that gave him aggita.
EEM , EFA , FXI are outperforming american sectors by around 1.5% today. Fund managers are obviously scared to commit capital to american indexes.
also, these new sanctions just slapped netanyahu’s hand away from the airstrike button
so, oil will revisit 65$ soon.
When the TLT starts squeezing here, it wont hit volume resistance until it passes above the 91.00 level
Can’t the Pelican be given a warning?
Last thing we need is more UNEMPLOYMENT.
PELICAN YOU CONFOUND ME. DAMN IT ALL.
7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby
Spam protection : Sum of 1+6 ?
dow to 7777?
he never answered my questions….
RW’s in luck, Vlassic Pickles is looking for a new delivery guy, that fucking stork wouldn’t quit running his yap and stealing kosher dills
Mr. Pelican has not been fired.
However, he has been placed on indefinite furlough.
IBC is proud of it’s lifetime employment guarantee. However, due to the low cost of living and no employment taxes, some of our employees positions have been relocated to our satellite offices on a frozen asteroid, currently headed out of the solar system. For personal reasons, some ingrates chose to pursue retrograde positions elsewhere.
EEM forming a double top, with its January highs.
yet, the interns on the trading floor are are buying like the vix, dollar, yen, and TLT are going to zero.
The top for the year, is in.
If we do a fakeout spike up during friday or sunday futures, im considering it a “bad tick”
All fucking moring I tried in vain to put dollar bills into his beak in order to gain access! All for naught!
“You’re fired” ( in the Donalds’ tone)
FLY we love you, never leave us again
even for a minute