I really need to get something off my chest. You stupid fuckers on twitter make me want to go out with flamethrowers, throw sauce on people, then start some “Q-ing.” Some of you are pretty good and deserve to gloat a little, especially if that means making others look stupid. However, the large majority of you are fucking retarded goat fuckers— who thought Ford Motor Company [[F]] was “cheap” at $14 and BSC was a “steal” at $99.
STOP GIVING REASONS TO BUY STOCKS. Don’t you fuckers get it? It does not matter. Does it make sense that Clean Energy Fuels Corp. [[CLNE]] is pole-vaulting higher everyday or Massey Energy Company [[MEE]] or Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] ?
Answer: of course not.
Stocks are nothing more than “trading shells” these days. The good shells are favored by the investment community, while the bad shells are spit upon. Fundamentals do not matter, when banks are permitted to hide their losses and inflate their gains. So, the next time you find yourself sucking your own cock, for nailing a trade, give proper thanks to the real dick-suckers at some of our largest investment banks.
On a side note, [[TLT]] is trading strong, ahead of the monthly dividend. And, going with the Obama drilling initiative, take a look at some drilling plays.
UPDATE: Dog versus Cop car
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Me, I dislike Myspace and Facebook, and Twitter as well. Its putting too much of an electric footprint on the internet that really worries me. These days employers and multitudes of other can get information about you through these sources. It does not pay to give out that information to the public anymore, its the digital age, and you must be frugal with you information.
I agree but if you are a U.S. citizen living in the United States, that is one big mark against you already. In terms of local employment that is.
Establish residency in another country. Say Latin America. Have a different name. Live here but get hired by said company as if you lived there.
Would that work?
Probably.
If you’re not a dick on the internet, you’ve nothing to worry about.
I’ve still got footprints on alt.microsoft from over a decade ago.
I don’t know. You could establish another alias, but it would be up to the size of the company you were getting involved with here in america. Different companies have different investment policys. It really comes down to the background check the company is willing to invest on you. If you are a good investment they might go to all lenghts to get you. On the other hand if its a company that works with federal authorities or works in defense contractors, or in the space industry, you might be discovered and denied. It could be worse if ypu got caught by homland security, its a new age-living after 9-11.
Homeland Security is run by people with dual citizenships and foreign allegiances.
Why is this vxx trending lower??
Because it sucks donkey dicks
Rotary phones
are now collectors items….go figure.
Don’t be silly. Bear Stearns is not in trouble.
MEE, CLNE and GMCR had fantastic long setups and they broke out(well not MEE, still waiting)
No one gives a fuck as to why
For once, I agree with the technical aspect to these breakouts.
there’s thieves among us…painting the walls
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Someone sounds a bit peeved that they missed the ride . . .
You are correct.
My son is the best.
Your son is God.
Hence why i will be covering some of my puts of F @12.35….. Bounce point is nearby but I will be taking those proceeds and probably shorting some financial or FSLR.
So with regards to TLT, shouldn’t you be sucking up to Golden Slacks rather than King Cobra?
get ’em Jew Bear.
i do not get what you are trying to say here or to whom… smacks of….
It’s the picture, robert. From “Inglorious Basterds”. That character was refered to as “the Bear Jew”.
ahhh Thank You good Dr.. I am glad to have that cleared up and not to be left wondering… did not see the movie.
See the damn movie, Apache.
Inglorious Bastards was a god-awful movie. Kill Hitler in France, yeah, that’s the ticket.
Bollocks! You missed the point, ya?
stocktwits is the worst.
RIMM reports today. Good numbers = AAPL rallies, smartphone market growing. Bad numbers = AAPL rallies, AAPL eating RIMM’s lunch. 1.5% AAPL a day rally resumes tomorrow.
I like the update
There’s a bit of a meme going around started by Tyler Cowen regarding the top 10 books that have influenced various people. Whilst I know you piss on such men, I thought it might be interesting to hear what the bloggers on iBC would say. I know you have a recommended reading list… That is, if Space Age Aliens read. I didn’t learn that in public school.
Steve, were ypu trying to say that if you are not a dick, that one would not have anything to worry about on a social site??
That it wpuld be impossible for hackers to not get into your social site???
That a motivated hacker could not get into your computer??
Sir you live in a sterile world sir, one of your own making.
I’ve completely lost interest in this market. It makes no sense and for the idiot longs who are buying…they don’t really know why they are buying other than because “stocks are going up.” As for me, I just sit back and eat samiches all day while earning 0.01% on my money market funds.
Is the market still climbing? I went all in at the market bottom and have been accumulating ever since. Haven’t really paid much attention to the general trend or market reality. I’m expecting a 14% correction later this year though. I haven’t really decided how I’m going to handle that yet.
Anyone smell black smoke?
Yes, I do.
I believe somebody has set R.W. Pelican’s Top Hat and diamond encrusted cane on fire.
And attempted a kidnapping.
Could be on Animal Planet soon, I suspect.
Nope, it’s all gone now
I look pretty good in that video, don’t I? Hey, I was hungry.
Ha! Now we know one of Fly’s new hiring questions in his interview. “Do you twitter?” R.W. looked at Fly with total and complete disdain when asked this question at which point Fly said “Can you start tomorrow?”
DevilDog strikes again? Was the cop’s name Angelo Mozillo?
Leaders are still incredible. There are either making bases or still climbing.
Call me crazy, but I believe this is about as much of a pullback as we need to get in.
So that’s what I’m doing, 100% equities without leverage.
Actually the leaders are not looking that hot these days.
RIMM just got hit AH also which may lead to some barfing in the QQQQs tomorrow.
What’s more comical is how people here have been complaining that we keep going up when really we’ve gone nowhere for 10 days now. http://chart.ly/vfpnmp
I took off all my call spreads and closed one short put position this afternoon.
I’m looking at these as well as several others and most look pretty good to me: akam, deck, netl, clf, prgo,cree, bidu, gmcr, amzn, isrg, pcln, aapl
Not saying we won’t have some kind of a pull back.
indeed. mos, mu, rimm…not a good start. someone better pick up the baton and run, or at least pray a little harder for the robots.
Fly your right, sometimes it’s just nice to have cash. Let this thing play out and go from there.
New title…… Redneck Dogs and Retarded Police
Saw ….Up In The Air Last night….that movie sucked.
Anybody got any good Netflix choices….even TV ok?
Started watching that new FX show — “Justified.”
Purty good, about a Kaintucky boy, comin’ home, kickin’ ass, Outlaw Jesse Wales-style.
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Justified is pretty good….Timothy Olyphant [sic] from Deadwood is the man.
Also like the curvy blond love interest….man that is old school.
I hope your watching Modern Family Weds ABC….best sit com in years.
TV:
Modern Family
Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations
Movie:
The Hurt Locker – awesome
The Hurt Locker was so overrated.
The Pacific on HBO is great.
Am I the only one that wonders ..what the fuck ever happened to real bumpers..what a shit excuse for a bumper. I ve had sturdier rubbers..
The problem doesn’t seem to be the dogs but the low IQ of the police.
dog wins.
Wall St. sucks because it’s a gambling casino instead of a capitalist institution. I buy good companies, not charts. F you guys that play the pass/don’t pass line. Greedy fuckers eventually crash and burn.
Re the video, it should have never gotten that far. Dumbass cop had two options to stop that from happening:
1) Run the fuckers over.
2) Pull out his service weapon and light their asses up.
How fucking difficult was that to figure out?
How bout just call the dog catcher?
Angrily blogging about twitter
If you want to see what the mood is in Michigan watch the following and read the comments. Also note the positive negative ratio. One especially telling comment near the end regarding our fine state as an example for and of the rest of the country.
http://comments.realclearpolitics.com/read/42325/610162.html
Looks like bankruptcy and delisting are off the table for FTK, but wow did they ever fuck themselves with their new loan agreements. Conference call and open tomorrow will be interesting.
stock should pop, with financing out of the way til 2012. Live to fight another day. Bad terms, but if business turns around, they can pay the whole loan off.
Just clicked on Ibankcoin and got some really different shit!
Maybe a sign of things to come?
Then when I clicked again it went back to normal.
Anybody else?
Business as usual, ovah heah.
If there is a redesign coming, the code monkeys maybe got a bit antsy and hit the wrong button.
Also, sometimes (depending on your browser & connection), the style sheet fails to load properly, in which you get a mangled, radically different page.
That pelican shit was April Fools, I take it?
That’d be mui guess
or Easter themed……….http://www.religionfacts.com/christianity/symbols/pelican.htm
Then again, maybe we’ve been banned and we’re posting in an alternate IBC universe……..who knows??
is it possible that the new healthcare bill corporate write-offs (AT&T, Boeing, AKS) are a little over-exageratted, and being used to write-off bad debt or other balance sheet malefactors?
Is that what the idiot Dems are saying?
These companies have auditors, you know?
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I was leaning long on swings up until 1 week ago-but,
Unless the VXX, TLT, FXY, and UUP are going to zero here
The market is about to have a substantial pullback
This quadruple bottom in TLT at 88.40, on 60 min charts, is damn bullish for bonds