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Come Get Some Crack

So far, the market has advanced in 16 of the 18 trading days in March. The volume has been nothing short of pathetic, which incidentally is the best environment to jack prices higher. As prices move higher, the market advertises itself to the unwashed degenerate OTB guy. The end of this rally will be marked by speculation on a grand scale, within all of the lowest end names, like all listed Chinese companies.

If you must plow into the market, take a look at POSCO (ADR) [[PKX]] , Korean steel company, down at these levels. Also, play the short squeeze in SandRidge Energy Inc. [[SD]] , sub $8, ahead of the speculative money. The keyword for the market is “degenerate.” So, with that in mind, stocks like CIT Group Inc. [[CIT]] , Lloyds TSB Group plc (ADR) [[LYG]] and E TRADE Financial Corporation [[ETFC]] stand to do well in this environment.

Industrials stocks are “locked higher,” thanks to our Chinese overlords and their devoutness to all things material. From coal to iron ore, the Chinese want it and they want it now. Cummins Inc. [[CMI]] , Emerson Electric Co. [[EMR]] and Flowserve Corporation [[FLS]] will never trade down again.

In summary, this is so easy it’s scary.

NOTE: Going with the lottery theme, I am playing Adobe Systems Incorporated [[ADBE]] into earnings.

UPDATE: I bought some Brocade Communications Systems, Inc. [[BRCD]] and [[SD]].

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50 comments

  1. Cash Is King

    What news caused this jump in the last 20 min.

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  2. Cash Is King

    Fuckin Janet Yellen! Crackhead

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  3. Le Fly

    Adbe has never missed earnings when backlog exceeded 5%. going into this report, they were at 11

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  4. Le Fly

    People

    The stock is up a mere 5%. Get a grip.

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    • DBL

      A serious question from my stupid self: does TLT go down hard, even if momentarily, if US bonds get downgraded? That might be painfully obvious, but I truly don’t understand the various influences. TLT makes a lot of sense to me here; but when nothing is sensible, it’s hard to think straight.

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    • AMG

      stock is only up 5.5% but the $37 APR Call Options are doing quite well.

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  5. Le Fly

    Regarding adbe: you’re welcome

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  6. TA

    Degenerate gamblers FTW
    All we are missing is Jake with his 8-balls

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  7. Bow Tie Fucker

    No rest for the markets till 11k Dow, 1200 SPX. may be after that a 2-3% drop to entice Mr. Merlin.

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  8. Frank White

    More fun with stats from PragCap:

    Market up 85% of the days since Feb., 22 of 26.
    Up 8+% in that period.
    Running at a 96% annualized rate of change which would put us at 2350 by next February.

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  9. The_Real_Hmmm

    Construction issues rallied [on the Kospi Exchange in South Korea] amid order expectations after local media reports South Korean builders were likely to win a significant portion of an estimated $6.6 bln order from Saudi Arabia.

    Why don’t they just use sugar and lumber? Create a massive Candyland of sorts where fat fuck children can eat their way through their neighbor’s garage door.

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    • The Fly

      nice

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      • mrsbuttons

        fly – congrats on ADOBE – stellar call ….picking your brain …you bought ADOBE in front of earnings versus CCME – what made you go with ADOBE?
        American stocks vs Chinese overall bias?

        Sector strength OR is it company specific?

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    • robert

      Candyland…Everland…

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  10. Rip Roaring Bull

    End of quarter means little downside risk? There has never been a down second year in the stock market recovering from a recession. Doesn’t mean there will not be a nasty downdraft soon, but …………..just saying.

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  11. mrkcbill

    Wow earnings today…..this is more fun than NCAA action.

    I’m sure we can’t gain to much knowledge on what markets are doing given all the steroids its ingested.

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    • V.King

      Are you talking about me? And if not…why not……

      The V.King is here…even when he’s not.

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      • mrkcbill

        King….have you ever had to use “The Head But”

        Wanna here sumpin funny …..my oldest son gettin married

        Guess the date right ….win 1 share of C

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  12. DPeezy's iPhone 3GS

    This all reminds of that scene in Die Hard 3 where Samuel L. is told by the street punks that it’s Christmas in July (?) and that you could steal City Hall.

    Well, it’s Christmas in damn March ovah heah. Stealing profits left and right. Don’t really matter what you buy; just buy something and watch it go higher.

    There’s gonna be a lot of people left crying when it comes to an end.

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  13. inloworbit

    When The Fly and Ragin’ are in agreement a la SD, I gotta get me some of dat

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  14. scum bucket bitchez
    scum bucket bitchez

    CIT = Nice!

    c u @ the otb

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  15. hotpockets

    Perfect formula: stay whiney/bitchy-bearish as the market rises, while mentioning stocks I “sorta” like-
    If the market keeps going up, I look ultra-hip-contrarian while making some coin on the longs, and when the market inevitably corrects, I look like Nostro-fucking-damus, at least to the gullible and dimwitted. Swweeet !!

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    • Heaterman

      That’s not hip contrarian or Nostra whatzhisface-like. Simply prudent and very smart investing.

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  16. Mushroomz

    I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat. Why? It’s the most ballin shit you could possibly do to your food.

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  17. Asteroids

    I remember in ’99 the market went up every fucking day. Junk would go up 3/4/5% every day. Everyone was giddy just like you jokers. Then there was a couple of days were nothing much happened, like the feeling you get at the top of the roller coaster. I’m mostly in cash waiting to load up on those 3X nightmares.

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    • Frank White

      Shhhhhh, get drunk and buy stocks.
      The Assmiral from Fastmoney said we’re ok, Spider.

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    • TheArtist

      right there with ya buddy….

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  18. dave

    Your dollars will be worthless at some point. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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  19. anti stupid

    Breaking News…………………………..

    PPT Score just crossed 3000

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  20. biscosc

    damn Fly, I thought you were smarter than trying to fight the tape. What will it take to get you bullish again?

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  21. Short Seller

    Momma?……………………………….Momma?!!

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  22. Jeff

    You the man Fly! Nice call on Adbe! They smashed estimates. Where can I send you a gift?

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  23. Juiceyfruit

    ADBE – noice call, boss 😛

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  24. The Zombie

    Thanks so much for ADBE!

    The Fly is God.

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  25. tom

    5000 shares in at 3:40 PM at $35.19 out at 4:16 PM at $36.65 for a cool $7300
    Thank Fly

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    • tom

      should wait longer but money in pocket beats paper gain any time

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  26. Jeff

    2000 shares at $34.80 and still in hoping for a powerful gap tomorrow

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  27. FIG

    Prepare for liftoff:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idAFN2310905820100323?rpc=44

    UPDATE 1-U.S. DOE, USEC reach $90 mln cost share agreement
    Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:20pm EDTStocks

    * Agreement will help USEC demonstrate its Ohio plant

    * DOE had asked USEC to pull its loan request for the plant (Adds background)

    By Ayesha Rascoe
    WASHINGTON, March 23 (Reuters) – The U.S. Energy Department on Tuesday said it has finalized a $90 million cost share agreement with USEC Inc (USU.N) to help develop and demonstrate its uranium enrichment technology.

    The agreement will support the manufacturing and operation of advanced centrifuges to help demonstrate the commercial viability of USEC’s American Centrifuge Plant in Piketon, Ohio.

    Last year the Energy Department asked USEC to pull its loan guarantee request for the planned Piketon plant, citing technical problems with the project.

    At the time the department offered to help fund some of the company’s research to resolve these issues.

    “We have made significant progress and continue to work hard to address the recommendations of DOE’s independent engineer,” said USEC President and CEO John Welch in a statement.

    The activities supported by the funding “will give us valuable operational data and experience as we prepare to update our loan guarantee application,” Welch added.

    Under the cost share agreement, the department will take over the disposal obligation for some of the company’s depleted uranium tails. This will free up $45 million USEC had set aside to meet government requirements for disposing of these materials.

    USEC will match this investment.

    =============================================

    You guys have fun with ADBE. I will stick with USU, NG, and ES. All of which are way up also, and headed much much higher.

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  28. Purdy

    SD? Why invest in any company that makes something that is not in demand. NG is a toxic waste ..invest in companies that dispose of the stuff – – like chem companies or clne.

    Nice call on ADBE though.

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  29. chessNwine

    lol nice embedded message on the URL

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  30. HuggieBear

    I cannot fucking wait until tomorrow’s meltup. I bought me a 20-pack of ES cars tonight and i’m set and ready. Lets burn this fucker, no sense in waiting. 1200 is in our cross-hairs and there is no a doubt in the world that we cross that threshold before March has ebbed and the month of death is upon us.

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