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Is George Washington Dead?

My 5 year old son asked me this question today. Naturally, my reply was: “no son, he is very much alive, indeed.”

Be sure to tune into Scott Bleier’s video update today at 4:30, regarding this wacky tape. The trial is free, so quit being such a lazy ‘tard and sign up.

NOTE: Merlin was last seen playing with his rubics cube, while mumbling to himself.

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29 comments

  1. TheAccountant

    PPT score fail.

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  2. Le Fly

    Up 44 and you idiots are celebrating, really?

    This bravado comes from where? I haven’t lost ever in this tape or any tape for the past decade. Do yourselves a favor and shut thr fuck up

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  3. Rand

    I think the iranian president is playing with his pubic cube.

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  4. Le Fly

    Solar power=tan

    I have to be long something.

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    • JakeGint

      You should think about teeny tiny little lights that save power.

      My urinal charts have decreed them valid.

      _____

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  5. Insanity

    Something tell me vxx is like catching a fallen knife. Maybe not. One swope front the top, coming down to the bottom, with a slight slice to the right. Maybe it will only take a few hairs off my head. But im in.

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  6. Le Fly

    I like cree, but my urinal physician will not let me buy it up here

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  7. jg

    fig

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  8. LegHumpingMutt

    Hope ya did your taxes…

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  9. buzzkiller

    Oh the magic of Merlin. What is the hybrid score now? Can I buy some more VXX now? I’ll buy some cash when I sell higher than this.

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    • speedius

      PPT is worth the price of admission, if only to avoid seeing ppl bitch all the time.

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  10. Dr Fly

    you are so very clever.

    now go fuck yourself.

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  11. Trey

    Didn’t Merlin die today?

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  12. Goldie

    Save Merlin for $spx 1190

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  13. Juiceyfruit

    George Washington does live, Indeud!

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  14. TA

    The market is doing it’s best to work off the oversold reading without dropping.
    It’s working but it’s a slow process – definitely bullish to be consolidating at this level.

    We’ll get a nasty dump when everyone least expects it as usual.

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  15. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    Fly I dont get the TAN buy. You mentioned sugar contracts hitting 7 month lows. Which is true… IE Ethanol mix. That would indicate to mean light fuels will go lower. Now you bought the indexed ETF on wind power.

    Unless the sugar contracts indicate over supply and not teped demand. Your looking for a spike in crude? Iran getting shelled?

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  16. Slaying Dragons

    From a purely technical note, OIL indicators are showing the start of a turn lower?
    Supplies keep rising?
    We’ve been at this price for a while now.

    I’m just sayin’

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    • Po Pimp

      I dropped all my energy stuff (except for long term holdings) when oil got over $81. Bad move so far, but how the hell was I supposed to know that a 4 mln barrel INCREASE in inventories last week would be bullish for oil?

      If I could I would fill the NYMEX floor with sarin gas. Fuckers there are making the stock exchange traders look sane in comparison.

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  17. HuggieBear

    HuggieBear says RUCK this market and the horse or series of horses he rode in on.

    This shit is un F’ing believable.

    I may go to all cash and just boycott the entire fucking thing.

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    • JakeGint

      I would give you a hug(gie), but my skin is very sensitive to flaming butane.

      _______

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      • HuggieBear

        I have to admit, you did warn me.

        God damn these people.

        Pretty much bad news and the market goes up. God help me if there is actually some good news. They will fucking roast me.

        I’m closing some positions tomorrow. I’m holding some of it until i see a convincing close about 1150. Probably by friday it looks like…

        I will let you know when i finally fold ina case you might want to go short at that time.

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  18. HuggieBear

    Don’t be so gun-shy…its only up 50% in 3 months and 400 and some-odd % in the last 12 months. This could be the 10-bagger you’ve always dreamed of.

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  19. HuggieBear

    Honestly, the whole fucking shithouse is going to go up in smoke. Don’t let this market melt-up fool you. There is some serious nastiness about.

    The market is melting up like it’s fucking December 27th and no one is home. Like there is neither anyone to buy nor anyone to sell.

    The truth is there is plenty enough news and economic data that suggests things are not as rosy as they might seem. There is a macro shit-storm brewing that is going to cause a major wave of fear regarding the possibility of a double dip. (see: dollar strength, T-bonds demand, trade deficit shrinkage, unemployment sticktoitiveness, collapsing developed economies).

    Lets face it — they will probably run the market to 1170, then they will tell the financial media its time to fear a double dip recession. Queue widespread panic and fear, buy everyone’s shares on the cheap, and then run’er back up.

    Fuck, i gotta close this SDS position tomorrow. This is going to run through the end of March. Death in april.

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