iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Coming Soon to a Market Near You

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TSAR BOMBA in your face!! Coming soon to iBC, a new tabbed blogger. This time we’re going interactive, and shit. I will unveil this gift from “The Fly” to you very soon AKA “tomorrow.” In the meantime, enjoy looking at the TSAR BOMBA.

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28 comments

  1. Slaying Dragons

    it must be aircraft deliverable too. Shit!

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  2. BernieCornfeld

    Interactive Fly?

    I am not sure I have enough alchohol for that at the moment….brb!

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  3. Malanko

    Short PG. I have been using this new Danish invention: http://www.razorpit.com/index.php?language=en
    And its becoming more and more popular, soon every shaving man in the world are going to use it 🙂

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  4. masterpain

    Lenny Dykstra is the new tabbed blogger…….Bro

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  5. Mr. President

    Bernanke’s confirmed, apparently.

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  6. Speculation

    I have identified three other areas on the $SPX chart which suggests we will be in a 100 point consolidation zone for the next 8-11 months, that is, if no Black Swan event occurs. When we have reached this point previously, there were 2 occasions out of the last 3 that contained a Black Swan. Long Term Capital Management was the first swan and 9/11 was the second swan. This consolidation period won’t be easy to trade especially with Cramer and the usual Minyans around the blogosphere pounding their chests about a bear market.

    The funny part about the markets is there is always someone screaming bear or bull. Why can’t everyone simply have a balanced view of whats going on? John Paulson is a great trader who shorted the banks and then bought them on the swing up. You never heard him pounding his chests, grinding an axe and trying to bias himself that the market is going one way. The best traders make a simple observation of whats going on and then trade with the direction of the market. Those that have an axe to grind, the pigs, get slaughtered.

    http://bit.ly/5UFGSG

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  7. StocksRider

    Since I didn’t get the invite from Le Fly, my second best guess would be Barney Frank

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    • Bawney Fwank

      Have you lawst youwr mind, siwr?

      I’d rawther have sewks with a woman than wite for a twashy twabloid-type blawg like this.

      And a fwine day to you too, siwr!

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  8. Speculation

    I also wanted to note one other thing. The 33 out of the 100 S&P100 stocks are above their 50 day moving average which is nearly the exact same level as in July and October during intermediate market turning points. The S&P 100 is about 45% of the total stock market. These 100 stocks also have an effect on those within its industry therefore these 100 stocks could represent about 60-70% of the market.

    If this same pattern holds, then we should see a bounce from the oversold condition next week unless more stocks are destined to fall under their 50 day moving average and the pattern does not hold.

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  9. Jimmie

    Anyone predicting an entire market will remain in a 100 point range for 11 months is a D O U C H E B A G.

    Furthermore, coming to that thesis by basing it on charts is called douchebagism.

    Food for thought:

    Fundamentals create charts.

    Charts do not create fundaments.

    Throw in that funny thing called emotions and you’ve got douchebagitis.

    Cheers

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  10. Braveflaps

    I went to Walmart and no one was there to greet me, so I went to Sam’s and everyone had already packed up and gone home.

    Yes.

    We.

    Can.

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  11. The Zombie

    Congrats to the fucking Jets. What a boring Bowl it will be.

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  12. allan

    congrats to who???? jets who?

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  13. The Zombie

    Sorry about that, Jets fans. Impressive win by Manning.

    The Fly is God.

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  14. carsonian

    market drops like a rock, and people run and hide.

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  15. Anon

    So you are saying the market is going to blow up? I see you finally signed up for Elliott Wave newsletter. As Robert Prechter recently noted, “Between 2010 and 2015, most banks will close…”

    That won’t help stock prices. Tsar Bomba was the largest nuclear weapon detonation ever, a great metaphor for where the market – and by extension the USA – is headed. As some netwit noted, once a Ponzi scheme is recognized for what it is, the collapse is swift, total, and irreversible.

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  16. JakeGint

    Fiiiiiickkk, terrible game. Vikes CLEARLY better, just could not keep from turning over the ball endlessly.

    Freaking Favre… guy is cursed.

    __________

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    • Teahouse On the Tracks
      Teahouse On the Tracks

      Treau Dat!!!

      As much as it’s good to see NOS get to the Superbowl I must admit I was rooting for the old man in an Elway sort of way …

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  17. Dopes with No Hope
    Dopes with No Hope

    The futures are rocking! Should be a nice gap and run to the upside Monday now that Bernanke confirmation is a sure thing.

    The bears are gonna get clown raped again LOL!

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    • Anon

      If that’s rockin’, then you are listening to a Bose Wave radio you bought from that AM station “rest of the story” guy.

      A gap up would be nice, it’s guaranteed to get filled.

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  18. The_Real_Hmmm

    “Your Ticker Guy” Karl predicts zero on the market indices. I bet he loiters around Disney World snatching ice cream cones from grow-up children and turkey legs from childish men and throws them at the passing monorails screaming that they go too far too fast.

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    • JakeGint

      ROFL.

      That’s about the funniest thing you’ve written in a year… which is saying much.

      SIR, YOU GO TOO FAR!…. TOO FAST!!

      _____

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  19. 308

    01/24/2010 18:11:02
    (CH) China Development Research Center senior economist Xia Bin: Too soon to raise interest rates because inflation is still containable, rate hike to spur inflow of “hot money”; sees 2010 GDP growth of about 9.5% v 8.7% y/y – China Securities Journal
    – GDPD growth is expected to be driven by domestic consumption and corporate investment.
    – The think tank sees little chance of “serious” inflationary pressures in 2010 and sees headline CPI at about 3%.
    – Development Research Centre is a govt think tank.

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